Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit?

[aza]

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[The Imagination]

I hate when people talk about cats like they're on a equal or better level than dogs, like no they're fucking not. Cats are all pricks, fucking shitty little pricks. Dogs are the best pet, gtfo my face with that feline bullshit.

[idlehands]

Cats are total assholes and make no effort to mask this. And yet they get us to love and feed them and scrape out their litter boxes. We have six cats and I've wanted to kill all of them at one point or another, smug little bastards that chew up my headphone cords and claw the curtains and leave hairballs in the middle of the floor. But then, they look at you and rub their head against your hand and all is forgiven. And sometimes they do hilarious things that I never seem to be able to catch on camera :/

[The Imagination]

How I feel when a fucking cop helicopter is hovering almost right on top of my house.

[Larfleeze]

idlehands said
And sometimes they do hilarious things that I never seem to be able to catch on camera :/

Obviously the only solution is to put cameras all around your house, you might even capture paranormal activity in addition to cute kitty stuff.

[idlehands]

Hell no, I already know the house is visited.

[stark]

idlehands said
Hell no, I already know the house is visited.

Who you gonna call?

[idlehands]

Nah, it's a benevolent spirit.

[Overwatch]

Sherlock Holmes said
Who you gonna call?

Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. He'll solve the murder, thereby putting the ghost's spirit at rest.

[Larfleeze]

Overwatch said
Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. He'll solve the murder, thereby putting the ghost's spirit at rest.

But...WHAT IF THE GHOST COMMITTED THE MURDER

[stark]

Overwatch said
Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. He'll solve the murder, thereby putting the ghost's spirit at rest.

Ha!

[Jorick]

"I loathe Dutch people."

Hahahahaha, okay, this is great.

This is one of the confessions I made just to fuck around and amuse myself, made purposely to fuck with you Hank. I'm glad you saw it and felt it was worth saving for this.

[Smiral]

I feel like I submitted half of these despite the fact that I don't remember doing so.

[Doivid]

I almost remember most of who wrote these. More than one by Jorick. lol

[Jorick]

Doivid said
I almost remember most of who wrote these. More than one by Jorick. lol

Nope. I only recognized the Dutch one as my own.

[Tick]

Jorick said
Hahahahaha, okay, this is great. [...]

Wow. An actual explanation. Kinda surprised by that.
Still favoring the fictional ones.

Smiral said
I feel like I submitted half of these despite the fact that I don't remember doing so.

Your mind has melded with the Spam hive.
..Or Spam has melded with yours.

[Hank]

Doivid said
I almost remember most of who wrote these. More than one by Jorick. lol

Jorick said
Nope. I only recognized the Dutch one as my own.

OOOHHHHH #REKT

[Serpentine]

Is this from my spam confessions thread, or from one of the numerous that followed?

[aza]

The Imagination said
I hate when people talk about cats like they're on a equal or better level than dogs, like no they're fucking not. Cats are all pricks, fucking shitty little pricks. Dogs are the best pet, gtfo my face with that feline bullshit.

All pets get in your face and fuck your shit
All pets are awful.

[Hank]

Serpentine said
Is this from my spam confessions thread, or from one of the numerous that followed?

David's, I believe.