Remember the old Spam Confessions bullshit?

[stark]

Hank said
David's, I believe.

Should've saved 'em all, Hank. You are totes the worst.

[AcerRo]

As a New member, I have no clue what hell is going on and I'm a little afraid.

[stark]

AcerRo said
I'm a little afraid.

As you should be.

[Tick]

AcerRo said
As a New member, I have no clue what hell is going on and I'm a little afraid.

That doesn't change.

[BrobyDDark]

AcerRo said
As a New member, I have no clue what hell is going on and I'm a little afraid.

Hey, your first Spam confession!

[natsumehack]

Best confessions was a lot of the bullshit ones where I pretended to be other people, my ability to minic others was all other the place, from passing, to Clearly not the real person.

[AcerRo]

So spam is like life then? It never changes you just get better at dealing with it, right?

I feel right at home already.

[Grammar Nazi]

Overwatch said
Is it bad that I go into spam confessions to compliment people because It's embarrassing to say kind things to people who don't care about me?

I'm sorry, but are you Dutch?

AcerRo said
So spam is like life then? It never changes you just get better at dealing with it, right?

And everyone constantly tells you that it does change, and that it sucks. Constant contradictions.

[Grammar Nazi]

Look, I murdered a thread!

[BrobyDDark]

You necro'd a thread aswell!

[Grammar Nazi]

No, YOU necro'd it.

[BrobyDDark]

Grammar Nazi said
No, YOU necro'd it.

Hey, I'm not the one who posted in it after two days had gone by and not a single soul had given this a thought.

[Grammar Nazi]

BUT I DID.
I THOUGHT.

Oh no...

No, go away, Personality Number Three.

But I'm scared... You thinking is not a good idea.

Suck it up, Number Three. Everything is perfectly-

Don't you understand?!? I'M the one that's supposed to do the thinking! NOT YOU!

*sigh* I really should find some medication to block these guys out.

Gurr, you ratchet.

*heavy sigh*

[Smiral]

Grammar Nazi said
BUT I DID.I THOUGHT.No, go away, Personality Number Three.Suck it up, Number Three. Everything is perfectly-*sigh* I really should find some medication to block these guys out.*heavy sigh*

I've been pretty tolerant of stupidity since guildfall, but this is too much

Never do this again, it's physically painful to look at

[Foxxie]

How's the weather in El Paso?

[Smiral]

Foxxie said
How's the weather in El Paso?

some homeless lady died under 3 feet of hail today

[Foxxie]

Smiral said
some homeless lady died under 3 feet of hail today

That sounds suspiciously like the weather around my college. Huh.

[Grammar Nazi]

Smiral said
I've been pretty tolerant of stupidity since guildfall, but this is too much
Never do this again, it's physically painful to look at

To each their own, I guess. Do yourself a favor and laugh every now and then. Please.

[The Nexerus]

Smiral said
some homeless lady died under 3 feet of hail today

At least one homeless man freezes to death every winter in my city.

[Shy]

Grammar Nazi said
To each their own, I guess. Do yourself a favor and laugh every now and then. Please.

Bringing out the sass.