24 whole gigabytes of memory, for when you want to run a minecraft server, have a minecraft client running with 8 gigs of useable memory, be on a skype call, have several Chrome tabs open, a skype call, all while you're playing Fallout New Vegas at 60 frames a second on highest quality settings.
Even then it barely puts a dent into how much memory I do have. I fixed the problem and realized it was a combination of user error...
...and the drying machine. The drying machine stopped, and suddenly I had internet again.
Anyway, I'm ready to rock whenever you are, if ya want. I'll just be screwing around in Minecraft in the meantime while the tabs are open.