[OOC] Percy Jacson: The Frozen Fortress

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Krein said
I'm not even joking, look:Of course though, I'm not even going to include that aspect of his character, because it's kind of disturbing xD. Also don't want to make one lf my favorite Egyptian gods seem like a sex crazy person.

I already know...

[Krein]

I just thought of something even scarier:

Throwing hyper sexual gods and godesses into the bodies of teenagers, who are already easily aroused becsuse of hormonal development....

alsoisisusedosirisseveredpenistohavehorus

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The truly horrible thing is that Isis is the goddess of motherhood and fertility.

[Krein]

I wonder what Horus's reaction was when he found out how he was conceived. He probably cried for days....

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Horus probably wasn't even phased. He is also the sun of Nut and Geb so that is probably how he remembers it...just so he doesn't have to feel traumatized.

[Krein]

Horus: "MOM DID YOU USE DAD'S SEVERED GENITALS TO HAVE ME?! OH MY RA, GOD OF THE ISRAELITES DAMN ME THIS IS SO MESSED UP."

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"Oh wait I also have different origins. Nevermind!"

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Anyway....



Start at 5:35... I dare someone to make an Egyptian character like this xD! Actually I'm tempted to make Michael go insane like that for the lolz.

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.......B-B-But....no!!

[Saarebas]

By the nine the ninja posts!

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Books, just so you know you can't see or hear the Egyptian gods.

[Kaithas]

...

Y'all are rapidly catching up with our level of in jokes.

Hermes, check.

Discussion about how messed up gods are, check.

The only thing we're missing is absurdly stupid nicknames for characters and monsters.

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Do you have one for Isis?

[Krein]

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Necro.

[Kaithas]

A nickname for the magic mom? Back in my day we only had Greeks and romans.

That's how the Manlycore originated.

Ideas, Krein?

EDIT: I was hoping we weren't going there.

WELL THEN.

[Krein]

Krein said
...Necro.

Because you know...

Edit: Well, you know me xD! But hey, Magic Mom isn't that bad of a nickname!

[Kaithas]

NECROMOMICON

BOOM

SHE HAS BEEN FOREVER NAMED

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Thank you!

*Shakes head*

[Kaithas]

I'm a horrible person, I know.

Good news: this is as bad as I get.

Bad news: Krein gets worse.

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....I don't even want to know how bad he gets...

Tell me!!

[Krein]

Damn, is Puffhead were here he could tell you all about it!

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....That name....