If you was a pokemon which would you be?

[Wayne]

If the furry fandom indicates anything to me, it's that Lopunny is pretty skanky too.

[salamimike]

Wayne said
If the furry fandom indicates anything to me, it's that Lopunny is pretty skanky too.

Pfft don't forget gardevoir

[Dervish]

solamelike said
Pfft don't forget gardevoir

I don't think a fan drawn picture exists of Gardevoir that doesn't have tits.

It's a fucking plant, for fuck's sake.

[salamimike]

Dervish said
I don't think a fan drawn picture exists of Gardevoir that doesn't have tits.It's a fucking , for fuck's sake.

A sexy plant

[Wayne]

Dervish said
I don't think a fan drawn picture exists of Gardevoir that doesn't have tits.It's a fucking , for fuck's sake.

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[salamimike]

[Walker of Darkness]

Dervish said
I don't think a fan drawn picture exists of Gardevoir that doesn't have tits.

It's a fucking plant, for fuck's sake.

Plant? From all information on Gardevoir, it's a human-like mammal or possibly a physical apparition. It's a pure psychic type(before the addition of fairy type, that type doesn't count), with no mention of grass type or anything about plant-like physiology.

Now consider all those fan images, and then add in Gardevoir's mega evolution... A mega evolution requires not only items(the right stone for the pokemon and the trainer having a keystone), but a special/strong bong between trainer and pokemon. Gardevoir has undying loyalty to it's trainer, "It will even give up its life to protect its Trainer." "As Mega Gardevoir, it turns almost completely white; only its hair remains green. Its gown becomes longer and wider, resembling a bridal gown. The forearms are slightly thicker with a pointed extension above the elbow. Its facial spikes are larger and now curl upwards. In contrast, its hair is now shorter and more tightly curled. There are now two horns in the center of its chest, extending to either side. These horns are said to be a physical manifestation of this Pokémon's heart, and it is able to use tremendous psychic power now that it is open"

Human-like psychic pokemon
Undying loyalty
Mega evolves with a special bond to trainer
Bridal gown
Heart opening
Nintendo is fucked up.

[salamimike]

Walker of Darkness said
Nintendo is fucked up.

[Walker of Darkness]

solamelike said

I know all of this, but the one thing that gets me the most...why does the trainer's hat in the first one have the Sigma emblem from Megaman X?

[natsumehack]

Walker of Darkness said
I know all of this, but the one thing that gets me the most...why does the trainer's hat in the first one have the Sigma emblem from Megaman X?

Because he working for him.

[mbl]

Dervish said
I don't think a fan drawn picture exists of Gardevoir that doesn't have tits.It's a fucking , for fuck's sake.

[BrobyDDark]

Ya know what? I would rather be one of the dragons from Narutaru than be a pokemon. Less fanart with tits can be made of them AND I can kill whoever I want without consequence. And if I'm lucky, I could be the god-damned Earth as a dragon.