Countries

[Vortex]

True enough but most of those of those are over water empires, doesn't make much of a difference I know but just saying

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Wayne said
By the way ActRaiser, 16 other empires beat out the Romans in terms of size. This is according to Wikipedia.In case you can't access Wikipedia for whichever reason, that's the Brits, Mongols, Russians, Spanish, Umayyads, Qing, Yuan, French, Abbasids, Portuguese, Rashiduns, Brazilians, Achaemenids, Japanese, and Sassanids. The Ming and Han Dynasties are tied with the Romans, apparently.

Yeah. The British Empire, was the biggest ever.
I"m saying that the Roman Empire was the biggest in their time period.

Didn't communicate it that well.

[Vortex]

Wayne said
His moustache was a pair of handlebars for the ladies.

What every mongol lady wants in a man!

[Mtntopview]

Vortex said
What every mongol lady wants in a man!

I thought it was from all the pillaging.

[Wayne]

Mtntopview said
I thought it was from all the pillaging.

That too. Bitches love pillaging.

[darkwolf687]

Did those bitches love the rape too? XD

I'd be early to mid 1900's British Empire. The good of the British Empire with automatic weapons and tanks. Huzzah!

Or Rome, because they were one of the first western empires and had near unmatched discipline and culture. Not only that, but (Correct me if I am wrong) I think they are the longest lived Empire in history, starting somewhere around 600 BC and lasting until 1500's (The eastern roman empire became the byzantine empire) That out matches the British 400 or so (Although one could argue the British and French Empires still exists, since they does do a few overseas territories, some of which could be quite useful. Since France is moving to directly incorporate them into the nation of France though, the French territories will become more like Hawaii and less like a territory)

Or, I would be the empire from star wars, because star destroyers and storm troopers are great and I love the uniforms (Ik the uniforms are nazi based, but the nazi's were snappy dressers even if they were bastards xD)

[Darog the Badger God]

Countries are social constructs.

[mdk]

If you throw some measure of 'duration of empire' into the mix I'd be surprised of Rome doesn't win. I know what you're thinking, 'China's pretty big dawg, and pretty old,' but their dynasties weren't remarkably long, and they typically didn't have need of conquest, as most people just paid them some tribute and that was it.

[Wayne]

Darog the Badger God said
Countries are social constructs.

You're a social construct.

[Darog the Badger God]

Wayne said
You're a social construct.

Bitch, I'll fucking murder you in your sleep and devour your flesh. I will burn out your tongue and force shit down your throat. I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

I will fucking shit in you. I'll punch you in the gut, I'll knock your teeth in. I will ram your head inside a horse's shithole and kick eleven hells out of you. I'll beat you like a runaway slave. I'll push you down a flight of punches.

[Wayne]

Darog the Badger God said
Bitch, I'll fucking murder you in your sleep and devour your flesh. I will burn out your tongue and force shit down your throat. I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.I will fucking shit in you. I'll punch you in the gut, I'll knock your teeth in. I will ram your head inside a horse's shithole and kick eleven hells out of you. I'll beat you like a runaway slave. I'll push you down a flight of punches.

Any more, or are you done?

[Darog the Badger God]

Wayne said
Any more, or are you done?

I'll drown you like a sack full of dumb puppies. I'll snatch the life right out of you. I'll burn your gonads and force feed them to you. I'll shove this bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle. I'll bury you in ten feet of shit.I'll clone you, and force you to fuck yourself. I'll hack off your legs and beat you to death them. I will build a castle out of your screaming anguished agony and crumble it down with my fists. I'll scream pain into your soul, I'll use your entrails to strangle you with. I will take you to a dark place and enjoy doing it.

I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[Wayne]

Darog the Badger God said
I'll drown you like a sack full of dumb puppies. I'll snatch the life right out of you. I'll burn your gonads and force feed them to you. I'll shove this bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle. I'll bury you in ten feet of shit.I'll clone you, and force you to fuck yourself. I'll hack off your legs and beat you to death them. I will build a castle out of your screaming anguished agony and crumble it down with my fists. I'll scream pain into your soul, I'll use your entrails to strangle you with. I will take you to a dark place and enjoy doing it.I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Let it all out. It's not good to be angry.

[Hank]

If I were a country, I'm pretty sure I would be Uganda or something. What's the most violent, unstable country in the world?

[Wayne]

Hank said
If I were a country, I'm pretty sure I would be Uganda or something. What's the most violent, unstable country in the world?

Syria, I think?

[Mtntopview]

Wayne said
Syria, I think?

^
I wanted to say North Korea, but they are more like a creepy, pissed off hermit midget with a handgun.

[Wayne]

Mtntopview said
^I wanted to say North Korea, but they are more like a creepy, pissed off hermit midget with a handgun.

Or a nuclear bomb made of cardboard.

[The Nexerus]

Hank said
If I were a country, I'm pretty sure I would be Uganda or something. What's the most violent, unstable country in the world?

Somalia.

[Doivid]

Darog the Badger God said
Bitch, I'll fucking murder you in your sleep and devour your flesh. I will burn out your tongue and force shit down your throat. I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.I will fucking shit in you. I'll punch you in the gut, I'll knock your teeth in. I will ram your head inside a horse's shithole and kick eleven hells out of you. I'll beat you like a runaway slave. I'll push you down a flight of punches.

f00kin chavs, smh

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Darog the Badger God said
I'll drown you like a sack full of dumb puppies. I'll snatch the life right out of you. I'll burn your gonads and force feed them to you. I'll shove this bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle. I'll bury you in ten feet of shit.I'll clone you, and force you to fuck yourself. I'll hack off your legs and beat you to death them. I will build a castle out of your screaming anguished agony and crumble it down with my fists. I'll scream pain into your soul, I'll use your entrails to strangle you with. I will take you to a dark place and enjoy doing it.I WILL FUCK YOU UP!