[OOC] ~RUNE~ Adventure and profit in a land ruled by magic and industry!

[Freeshooter92]

Tree! make him sop this madness!

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Tree! make him sop this madness!

You honestly think I could even manage to phase him?
Free you crazy. You supa cray. Most I could do for you would be to distract him with talk of my courage sack.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
courage sack.

Dare I even ask?

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Dare I even ask?

Silly Free, don't you know basic Tree anatomy? The courage sack is where I [REDACTED] and then {REDACTED] by pulling on the [REDACTED], but sometimes that really, really chafes, so I have to [HOLYSHITREDACTED] while I [REDACTAMUNDO]. And that's why I need apple juice all the time Free!

[Freeshooter92]

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said

Also, idk why, but....I really don't like Tordavask. Might scrap him and start a new character from scratch, if that's fine with you.

[Freeshooter92]

It's your call. Thankfully, we can just delete him if you really want to, as he hasn't done much.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
It's your call. Thankfully, we can just delete him if you really want to, as he hasn't done much.

Idk...It's just that the entire name Tordavask was to be reserved for my D&D Elf Barbarian who gets really fucking pissed when someone calls him an elf. Because even he knows elves are gay. Most of them.
(And This Tordavask ain't half the manly elf he 'sposed to be. Might just go hummie.)

[Lucius Cypher]

GO ORC! Or half elf, Half Orc! And be Sheo's kid. Cause that'll be funny.

But seriously, I do want Sheo to have a kid, but I just can't be arsed to make another CS.

[Freeshooter92]

I won't force you to do anything, but try to pick something we don't have yet.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
GO ORC! Or half elf, Half Orc! And be Sheo's kid. Cause that'll be funny.But seriously, I do want Sheo to have a kid, but I just can't be arsed to make another CS.

As fun as that sounds, I'm not too sure what I really even wanna make for this.
All I know is that I fucked up making Tordavask. To the point that TRUE Tordavask would probably cross dimensions just to beat up the little shit using his name. And then have pie afterwards.

[The Irish Tree]

[SEIZURE INDUCED POST, IGNORE]

[Freeshooter92]

We need more 'murica.


I love this song. It's the most american thing to come out of a Japanese videogame that wan't named Metal Wolf Chaos.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
We need more 'murica.I love this song. It's the most american thing to come out of a Japanese videogame that wan't named Metal Wolf Chaos.

BRAVIARY

BLACK IRON TARKUS

NAKED SNAKE

I can't think of any more...

[Lucius Cypher]

Say Irish, in all seriousness, are you going to try to remake your elvish badass or go for something completely different? Cause if you do want to be an elvish badass you happens to be Sheo's kid, and if so I'll help you out all the way, but even if you don't, I can go image diving and find you stuff and whatever. Cause I'm your friend.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
Say Irish, in all seriousness, are you going to try to remake your elvish badass or go for something completely different? Cause if you do want to be an elvish badass you happens to be Sheo's kid, and if so I'll help you out all the way, but even if you don't, I can go image diving and find you stuff and whatever. Cause I'm your friend.

Nah, it's fine milord. I really was just saving Stronk Tordavask in case I neeeded to derail a campaign with an angry murder hobo pugilist elf. Besides, I got plenty of images that are fantasy appropriate. I might go with a dwarf to fill the supreme lack of Beardage in the party.
Or big fucking crossbows

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Nah, it's fine milord. I really was just saving Stronk Tordavask in case I neeeded to derail a campaign with an angry murder hobo pugilist elf. Besides, I got plenty of images that are fantasy appropriate. I might go with a dwarf to fill the supreme lack of Beardage in the party.

You have now used you're only dragon age 2 image (wisely I might add) One more and you are expelled from this RP. I am completely fucking serious.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
You have now used you're only dragon age 2 image (wisely I might add) One more and you are expelled from this RP. I am completely fucking serious.

Does it still count if Varric is reappearing in Inquisition? Which looks fucking awesome?
(Also I completely understand your rage at Dragon Age 2. All dem male romance options, and all the non-existant female romance options.)

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Does it still count if Varric is reappearing in Inquisition? Which looks fucking awesome?(Also I completely understand your rage at Dragon Age 2. All dem male romance options, and all the non-existant female romance options.)

It was quite possibly the worst possible way to clone mass effect in a medieval setting. Fuck romance, literally every character not named Varric was a complete sperglord. I ony played through because my friend told me I could murder the shit outta that fucking posessed healer dude.

[Lucius Cypher]

Well, regardless your lord wishes to extend his hand in assistance however he can! BEHOLD THE GIFTS I BARE FOR THEE!

GIFTS!