[OOC] ~RUNE~ Adventure and profit in a land ruled by magic and industry!

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
It was quite possibly the worst possible way to clone mass effect in a medieval setting. Fuck romance, literally every character not named Varric was a complete sperglord. I ony played through because my friend told me I could murder the shit outta that fucking posessed healer dude.

Origins was basically better in every way. And had far fewer, if any, opportunities for man ass.
And you get a dog.
A FUCKING BADASS DOG.

LOOK AT THAT DIGNIFIED FIGURE!
THOSE MEATY WELL DEFINED FORE LEGS!
THOSE POWERFUL, HYENA-LIKE JAWS!
THOSE ADOWABLE LITTLE EYES....
of death of course!
11/10 would raise and make party's tank.

Lucius Cypher said
Well, regardless your lord wishes to extend his hand in assistance however he can! BEHOLD THE GIFTS I BARE FOR THEE!

Thank you for the gift of shortness and beards milord!

[Freeshooter92]

This is why I martial class.

[Lucius Cypher]

Ah, if only I had such luck.

*grumbles* Damn Sorcerers keep stealing my kills... Fuckin magic missiles and burning hands.... *Mumbles*

[Freeshooter92]

Lucius Cypher said
Ah, if only I had such luck.*grumbles* Damn Sorcerers keep stealing my kills... Fuckin magic missiles and burning hands.... *Mumbles*

That's why I don't like 'bathrobes & clerics 3.5'

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
THAT FUKKIN PITCHA
Thank you for the gift of shortness and beards milord!

D'awwwww...

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
D'awwwww...

Yaaaaaaaaaay!

[Freeshooter92]

Anyway, has anyone here played Epic Battle Fantasy 4? It's a great game once you can relegate Anna to the backup slot forever.

[Lucius Cypher]

I've been meaning too, but for some reason each time I pick it up I just sort of drop it to play something else. I think Anna has something to do with it. It's not that I hate her... I just don't like her. No Legs needs to be a party member, he's kickass in Bullet Heaven.

[Freeshooter92]

Lucius Cypher said
I've been meaning too, but for some reason each time I pick it up I just sort of drop it to play something else. I think Anna has something to do with it. It's not that I hate her... I just don't like her. No Legs needs to be a party member, he's kickass in Bullet Heaven.

I find her irritating. And from a mechanical standpoint she's Lance with a leaning toward physical instead of magical. Unfortunately, Matt is plenty good at killing shit on his own, but lance is useful because Natalie needs to be casting defensive spells half the time, and lance frees her up to do so. I wouldn't be so mad at Anna if I wasn't restricted to a party of three. But, you NEED both Matt and Natalie, and Lance is just better at his intended role than Anna is. Also, Airstrike > trees.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Also, Airstrike > trees.

Oh. I see how it is.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Oh. I see how it is.

Oh. Uh... HAVE THIS ADORABLE BATTLE SISTAH.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Oh. Uh... HAVE THIS ADORABLE BATTLE SISTAH.

She sure is cute. Until the Greyknights find her and kill her for some reason Ward thought made sense.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
She sure is cute. Until the Greyknights find her and kill her for some reason Ward thought made sense.

Eh, Ward's been off the radar recently...

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Eh, Ward's been off the radar recently...

Small victory achieved.

[Freeshooter92]

Yup.

[The Irish Tree]

THE THREAD ISN'T ALLOWED TO DIE UNTIL I FINISH THE DWARF!

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
THE THREAD ISN'T ALLOWED TO DIE UNTIL I FINISH THE DWARF!

My PS3 is glitching the image, so all I see is a man beating someone to death with the entire scene disappearing and reappearing in quick succession. It's horrifying.

(Sorry for not being active as I should. The Mass Effect Trilogy is eating my soul)

(Also, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy is the best character of all time. Keelah Se'lai)

[Mateotis]

Rtron said
My PS3 is glitching the image, so all I see is a man beating someone to death with the entire scene disappearing and reappearing in quick succession. It's horrifying.

Well, that's basically what's happening. :P

[Freeshooter92]

Rtron said
My PS3 is glitching the image, so all I see is a man beating someone to death with the entire scene disappearing and reappearing in quick succession. It's horrifying.(Sorry for not being active as I should. The Mass Effect Trilogy is eating my soul)(Also, Garrus Vakarian is the best character of all time.)

Fixed.

Sorry, I'm gonna be gone fo a while... I have no idea when I'll be back...

[Keia Vewyx]

Rtron and Freeshooter92 said
(Also, ninjas on speed are the best enemies of all time.)