This isn't even my final form!

[Eru Iluvatar]

Hi, I am Eru Ilúvatar, or here Eru Iluvatar, because the Guild dislikes the accents.

Formerly known as SlenderWoman, and before that MattzLadd, I have taken up the name of the Creator as Tolkien saw Him.

Greetings to all new and old.

[Lucius Cypher]

Welcome back! Might I interest you in serving the great lord and master of all that he surveys?

Enlightenment

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I, _______, from here on out through my entirety of my time here on this website, hereby solemnly swear my undying loyalty to LuciusCypher. I, _______, will always be at his commands without question or resistance, and I will stand by his side and oppose his enemies. I, _______, denounce any other who would attempt to sway me, as I will only be loyal to the one and only LuciusCypher, or so help me that he may do whatever he desires with my body and soul. And so I, _______, declare that I have chosen out of my own freewill to follow LuciusCypher and no other, and that I will be both his loyal servant and dedicated friend.

[Eru Iluvatar]

Perhaps you should recheck who I am, and then swear your loyalty to me instead.

[Lucius Cypher]

Oh, I know who you are. But perhaps you do not know what I am? It matters not; I go to some lengths to keep myself secret. But none of that matters. Names, titles, trifling things. What matters right now is where you stand in relation to me: Are you an enemy, or are you an ally? Do you wish to have nothing to do with me? Or are you my next conquest? I give you the choice to chose, Iluvatar, pray that I do not take that away from you.

[Erranruin]

Excuse me sir but I do not believe you *really* know to whom you are speaking to

This is Eru Iluvatar, one true god, creator of all -makes a little bow to her lord-

... although you never really do much milord...

But in any case, pretty sure you cant touch that, he literally could unexist you if he wanted too, I think you should learn some greeting ettiquette, threats and bribes come after you've shaken hands and said 'pleased to meet you' I can tell you arent english...

[Nightraider]

........................is this some strange set-up for a high fantasy porn scene?

[Eru Iluvatar]

Enough of this nonsense. I have endured these foolish attempts at threats for too long now.

All of you, leave the thread at once.