[OOC] Blackmist Prison

[CallaLily180]

KatherinWinter said
I am comfused........Why is there metal everywhere? What water? It hadn't started raining had it??

NO, it hasn't.

Major Ursa said
Openin' fo a warden?:3 <( ? ? ? )

LMFAO YES!

[Major Ursa]

lol...besides a warden who is also a dude...what else should I add to this stickman of a character in my head...?

[Major Ursa]

Warden/Corrections Officer

Name: Wesley Faraday

Code Name: Ermine

Nationality/Race: Eurasian human, lived in Canada…doesn’t remember much about where he previously lived as a child.

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Previous Prison: He’s pretty much a newbie, hasn’t worked in a prison before.

Crime: None, he’s a correction’s officer...more or less a guard than anything, really…and it’s really just to fill a spot and number of required staff.

Appearance:


Personality: Just very much chill, and disinterested in anything non-work related…or non-candy related.

Abilities: Seems to be strangely immune to unnatural effects on his physiology or psychology...maybe. He just doesn't seem to be effected by colds, poisons, venoms...some says it's because he's too boring (though attractive) for that stuff. He also knows how to juggle…but other than that, not much going on besides being able to conjure any manner of candy from thin air as he pleases.

Addictions: Candy, any/all sorts of sweets

Weapon Proficiency: Arms training

Weapons on you: Handgun, stun-baton

Bio/Personal History: His parents travelled a lot when he was a baby, and they finally settled in Canada when he turned 3. He’s worked as a police officer in a small town, previously…where nothing ever happens. And so, even if some people called him bat$#!t insane for it, he decided to see about working as a corrections officer at Blackmist Prison. ‘Cause, why the fuc% not?

Other Info: Previously, at age 18, he was accused of killing his pregnant girlfriend by pushing her off a bridge…but he was proven innocent. He hasn’t spent much time in a relationship since, and his love for candy has grown stronger since that day.

[akje]

If he's stationed at the arena we can comment on the battles together, that'd be fun.

[Major Ursa]

akje said
If he's stationed at the arena we can comment on the battles together, that'd be fun.

My corrections officer? Sure, if you like the constant, almost insane hum of candy-related talk and trivia...and the occasional candy rain that follows...
...what am I saying, he'd prolly become the most likable corrections officer you'd ever meet!

[akje]

Major Ursa said
My corrections officer? Sure, if you like the constant, almost insane hum of candy-related talk and trivia...and the occasional candy rain that follows......what am I saying, he'd prolly become the most likable corrections officer you'd ever meet!

Yeah, I'm sure Rothe can get along with a laid back guard that hands out candy

[akje]

What are the arena rules and facilities anyways?
Is it always 1v1 battles? Do we get weapons?
Rothe isn't going in there without a bow

[KatherinWinter]

akje said
What are the arena rules and facilities anyways?Is it always 1v1 battles? Do we get weapons?Rothe isn't going in there without a bow

Excellent question. I am tempted to enter Roxy but without her knives that would be impossible.

[Major Ursa]

akje said
Yeah, I'm sure Rothe can get along with a laid back guard that hands out candy

What? Not the guard that lets you get raped in the showers? Or the guard who rapes you in the showers? Ah, well, if you want candy, he's your guy.
Well...hopefully my CS gets accepted soon.

[akje]

Major Ursa said
What? Not the guard that lets you get raped in the showers? Or the guard who rapes you in the showers? Ah, well, if you want candy, he's your guy.Well...hopefully my CS gets accepted soon.

It's impossible to get along with someone who rapes you, unless you are into that sorta thing, but then it isn't rape. So by definition, I'll go with the guy handing out candy.

[CallaLily180]

Guys, I am not going to reply to her post. It is absolute nonsense. Abigail has done nothing.

[CallaLily180]

Himori shouldn't be able to do all of that in one blow. The lightning hasn't struck, Abigail can not just get wrapped up in the wire without a chance of dodging. It is called power playing. *Crosses arms and pouts*

[Major Ursa]

...my guy wouldn't mind taking the loser for the night...
0u0 <( . . . )

[CallaLily180]

Major Ursa said
...my guy wouldn't mind taking the loser for the night...0u0 <( . . . )

I would love that Ursa.

But my character will not become the goddamn loser. I am going to fight just as rough if I have to. (Kick her straight in the vag)

[Major Ursa]

Lol, catfight~! A night with Ermine is usually spent making cupcakes for hours, then eventually making him lemon poppyseed pancakes for breakfast. If they fail to make pancakes the way he likes 'em, stun baton down the throat in the most romantic manner.

[Zionga1203]

I don't even think a stun baton would fit inside someone's throat XD

[Major Ursa]

Red Akuma said
I don't even think a stun baton would fit inside someone's throat XD

Yeah...Wesley's stun baton is especially thick and long...but he knows the throat has a lotta stretch if done correctly.
He'll make it fit. If the person survived, he'd prolly ask what flavor the electricity was.
If the person makes 'em pancakes right, he'll be shoving a delicious lolly down their throat instead.

[Zionga1203]

*Brain thinks of the wrong thing* Goddammit brain why would you do this XC

[CallaLily180]

Red Akuma said
*Brain thinks of the wrong thing* Goddammit brain why would you do this XC

I thought about it to.

[Major Ursa]

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What?
Oh, yeah...he's into lollies, not lolis! Geez, guise!
:D <(hah)
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