[OOC] Blackmist Prison

[Zionga1203]

Not the lollies, i meant the stun baton -_-

[CallaLily180]

Red Akuma said
Not the lollies, i meant the stun baton -_-

Yes I know...it was quite the innuendo.

[Major Ursa]

Huh? What? It's just a long, thick, and juicy stun baton...sure, it's longer than other guard's, but isn't that just life? Either you're gifted with such a thing, or you seek out a way to get a big one...
Alternatively, if others get too aggressive or excited, Ermine is going to have to take his big guns and blow his load all over the place in order to bring everything to a dramatic close.
All in all, just don't screw up on the pancakes. You'll enjoy his special lolly.

[CallaLily180]

....That made it worse.

[akje]

step 1: find wesley
step 2: find out who wesley's best friend is
step 3: offer that person a job as cook for tavern
step 4: ???
step 5: profit!

[Major Ursa]

akje said
step 1: find wesleystep 2: find out who wesley's best friend isstep 3: offer that person a job as cook for tavernstep 4: ???step 5: profit!

Your post reminds me how Tom Cruise keeps not converting Russel Brand to Scientology every chance he gets...

[Zionga1203]

Major Ursa said
Huh? What? It's just a long, thick, and juicy stun baton...sure, it's longer than other guard's, but isn't that just life? Either you're gifted with such a thing, or you seek out a way to get a big one...Alternatively, if others get too aggressive or excited, Ermine is going to have to take his big guns and blow his load all over the place in order to bring everything to a dramatic close.All in all, just don't screw up on the pancakes. You'll enjoy his special lolly.

You're doing this on purpose aren't you ? -_-

[Major Ursa]

...Ermine doesn't discriminate. Young or old, male or female, all can some of his special lolly.
:D
Its one of those big rainbow swirly ones! You can even have two people go at it at a time, he won't mind...he'll probably just watch with rapt interest.

[CallaLily180]

Stop! Stop it now!

Okay, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to say fuck it, and I am going to go all out OP on this shit. If I get kicked. Cool.

[Major Ursa]

No, don't do that...! Well, it would be cool to have a character go all out badass...but it'd be less interesting without you in this RP's future!
3; <( </3 )

[Zionga1203]

Please Lily don't leave me alone with this guy.

[CallaLily180]

Major Ursa said
No, don't do that...! Well, it would be cool to have a character go all out badass...but it'd be less interesting without you in this RP's future!3; <( </3 )

Hey, Maria started it the moment she forced my character to fight. If she wants to see control, I can do control, but I know she'll just worm her way out of it and pretend her character is badass.

Red Akuma said
Please Lily don't leave me alone with this guy.

I don't want to. But it seems like a challenge.

[Major Ursa]

CallaLily180 said
Hey, Maria started it the moment she forced my character to fight. If she wants to see control, I can do control, but I know she'll just worm her way out of it and pretend her character is badass. I don't want to. But it seems like a challenge.

I can change, CallaLily180, I can change!
*curls into a ball at CallaLily180's feet, sobbing/weeping loudly*

[CallaLily180]

Major Ursa said
I can change, CallaLily180, I can change!*curls into a ball at CallaLily180's feet, sobbing/weeping loudly*

It isn't you that needs to change!

Maria said
She would find herself running from him as he kicked her rear, and cutting off any chance of going any other direction, but he wouldn't bring real harm to her, "What did I tell you!" he said, then out of the blue Didan slammed her into the ground by grabbing her neck and making her go back first into the ground, hard enough to hurt but not to injure, "Ok Lets go... you're late..." he said, very sternly, "You'll learn to respect the staff and the Wardens..." she dragged her to the square and put her in a chair, "Thank you for attending... now sit there and wait for the others..." he said. "Keep your Sexuality back for now, if you can. We shall start shortly,": HE then walked back up to the place he would address them from.

This fucked up shit needs to change! Himori can crawl all over the people at the prison, but Abigail raises a hand and she gets beat!

[Zionga1203]

Yeah that's true!

[CallaLily180]

Red Akuma said
Yeah that's true!

*gestures towards Red* Thank you!

[Zionga1203]

*does a thumbs up* No problem!

[CallaLily180]

Maria said
"It is nice to meet you" she said kindly, her voice was seductive but not a forced kind, like a accent mostly, She had a skimpy outfit on, and a body like a dream girl, "I got here 3 days ago, and I guess we are waiting on the others to get here..." she then looked him over, "you are kind of cute, would you mind living at my place, Don't worry you'll get your own room..."

I mean really, Himori is already so perfect why does she feel the need to be a perfect fighter too? I mean why does she even have a penthouse?

[KatherinWinter]

I feel like ive missed something........

[KatherinWinter]

I feel like ive missed something........