Red Akuma said
Not the lollies, i meant the stun baton -_-

akje said
step 1: find wesleystep 2: find out who wesley's best friend isstep 3: offer that person a job as cook for tavernstep 4: ???step 5: profit!

Major Ursa said
Huh? What? It's just a long, thick, and juicy stun baton...sure, it's longer than other guard's, but isn't that just life? Either you're gifted with such a thing, or you seek out a way to get a big one...Alternatively, if others get too aggressive or excited, Ermine is going to have to take his big guns and blow his load all over the place in order to bring everything to a dramatic close.All in all, just don't screw up on the pancakes. You'll enjoy his special lolly.

Major Ursa said
No, don't do that...! Well, it would be cool to have a character go all out badass...but it'd be less interesting without you in this RP's future!3; <( </3 )

Red Akuma said
Please Lily don't leave me alone with this guy.

CallaLily180 said
Hey, Maria started it the moment she forced my character to fight. If she wants to see control, I can do control, but I know she'll just worm her way out of it and pretend her character is badass. I don't want to. But it seems like a challenge.

Major Ursa said
I can change, CallaLily180, I can change!*curls into a ball at CallaLily180's feet, sobbing/weeping loudly*

Maria said
She would find herself running from him as he kicked her rear, and cutting off any chance of going any other direction, but he wouldn't bring real harm to her, "What did I tell you!" he said, then out of the blue Didan slammed her into the ground by grabbing her neck and making her go back first into the ground, hard enough to hurt but not to injure, "Ok Lets go... you're late..." he said, very sternly, "You'll learn to respect the staff and the Wardens..." she dragged her to the square and put her in a chair, "Thank you for attending... now sit there and wait for the others..." he said. "Keep your Sexuality back for now, if you can. We shall start shortly,": HE then walked back up to the place he would address them from.

Red Akuma said
Yeah that's true!

Maria said
"It is nice to meet you" she said kindly, her voice was seductive but not a forced kind, like a accent mostly, She had a skimpy outfit on, and a body like a dream girl, "I got here 3 days ago, and I guess we are waiting on the others to get here..." she then looked him over, "you are kind of cute, would you mind living at my place, Don't worry you'll get your own room..."