SOMEONE IS INSIDE ME

[Darkel]

HELPHELPHELP THERES A TINY MAN IN MY MIND AND HE'S TALKING TO ME!!!!!

[TP]

Sounds like you're going insane.

[natsumehack]

It is a skeleton.

[Awson]

Well why don't you let him out of there?

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Someone's inside you? Eww go away no one wants to hear about your sex life.

[Drakel]

Darkel said
HELPHELPHELP THERES A TINY MAN IN MY MIND AND HE'S TALKING TO ME!!!!!

Nothing we can do...

Sorry to hear that an imaginary dwarf is inside you... Try telling him to pull out?

[Darkel]

I tried talking to him but he wouldn't go away! Then I tried to squeeze him about but he still wouldn't go. Aww gawd, now this stuff is everywhere.

[Drakel]

Darkel said
I tried talking to him but he wouldn't go away! Then I tried to squeeze him about but he still wouldn't go. Aww gawd, now this stuff is everywhere.

Looks like he came and now he's gone.

[Darkel]

Are you sure? I can still hear the screams....

[Drakel]

Darkel said
Are you sure? I can still hear the screams....

That's just your mom.

[Darkel]

My mom is dead. Anal fissures got the better of her.

[Drakel]

Darkel said
My mom is dead. Anal fissures got the better of her.

LOL You just earned a fucking medal.

[KnightShade]

[Vordak]

That tiny man is the DEVI-I-IL! Bring the holy water, bring the cross and purge satan from your body!

[Halo]

It is the voice of God speaking to you. Heed his words:

[Kill Bones]

so the christian deity is a large black woman

[natsumehack]

Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman

That don't need no man.

[BrobyDDark]

Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman

There are some people who believe, despite the bible calling Jesus a him and a Jew, that Jesus was a black female.

Christianity has made many a group to laugh at.

[Halo]

Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman

Indubitably. God's a very independent soul.

[RusalkaRabbit]

Drakel said
That's just your mom.

This was legitimately funny.