Warning: This Interest Thread may cause laughter, tears and/or happiness, jealousy, hysterical depression and genetic balding. Lots of genetic balding.
Oh, dear! It seems I’ve begun writing this Interest check, without first having come up with a witty or satiric opening to truly captivate all the potential roleplaying partners out there. Well, there’s no sense in starting over, so let’s try to salvage this, shall we?
Look at your roleplay partner. Now, back to me. Now back to them. Now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if you follow up this thread by sending me a delightful PM, you could roleplay with me. Look down to your keyboard. Now back up. We’re in a thread, with the partner your partner could be. By sending me a PM, anything’s possible. Look to yo-
Oh, come on! I’m better than that. Think, damn it, think; you’re losing them! Hold on, let’s just think for a moment; I’m sure whoever is reading this is of sound mind and intelligence, and doesn't need a witty opening to captivate. I’m sure they’re reasonable, and not a thought stealing barnacle sent to pillage ideas that they will eventually publish into a bestselling book, earning millions and leaving me in an endless void of depression that only reaches its lowest depths with me kidnapping them and sewing their fingers to fridge magnets. Well, pretty sure, at least.
So, if you’ve read thus far, I can only assume you are either exceptionally bored, or my writing soul-mate. I’ll assume the former. Now, I’m looking to get back into roleplaying; with the prospect of leaving College in a few weeks, and being thrust into the adult world like a baby bird taking its first steps from its nest, I’m looking to do what any reasonable nineteen year old would do: kill time. I’m an avid writer, whom believes in only two truths when it comes to looking for a partner; make sure that your writing styles flow like a puddle on a hill, and never to trust anyone called Jeff. Ever. So, if after you’ve read all of this incessant rambling, and you are by no means named Jeff, drop me a PM and we’ll see what we can weave together. But again, just to reiterate, if your name is Jeff, stay away from me you soul-leaching proletariat.
So, to sum up everything we’ve learned so far on this journey, I’m a competent writer, looking for equally competent writers to roleplay with. In terms of what roles I can play, I’m incredibly versatile. Look:
“I’m a girl,” Said Laura.
“I’m a boy,” Said Tom.
You see? So versatile, I might as well be a sea-sponge. That’s a little marine biologist joke. Don’t worry, I didn’t get it either; I’m not a marine biologist. Not on Mondays, anyhow. So, I have no problem playing either male or female characters, and am more than happy to play multiple characters, if needed.
Now, for the type of roleplay I’m looking for. Now, I am by no means sensitive to mature content, as long as it doesn’t take the primary focus and comes second to the characters and their development. I will play literally any genre, as long as it isn’t ‘My Little Pony’ or anything of the likes, from fantasy to horror to romance to science fiction, or all of the above. Literally anything. Shoot your ideas at me, and I’ll catch them like a bear catching salmon. Of course, I’ll also post a few of my own ideas in time, so feel free to read through them and see if anything pulls you in.
Above all, I want to have fun. I know, crazy right? I’m not interested in roleplaying with some uppity ghoul who wants no communication outside of the roleplay, and hasn’t cracked a joke since the fall of the Berlin Wall. If that’s you, I’m sure there’s someone out there for you, but it’s just not me. Sorry. I mean, if you got this far and read that and thought, ‘Oh, guess he’s not looking for me’, then I’m sorry for wasting your time. Well, not really sorry, but you can pretend I am. See? We’re getting to know each other already. Isn’t his grand?
So, drop me a PM if you want to create something together. I’m a friendly young chap, sometimes. But not you, Jeff. You can leave.