[OOC] To Lund ap Lunds

[So Boerd]

Wow you two, looks like I got off easy!

[Titanic]

I have two conflicting houses led by a vile yet skilled in the military arts man and an extremely loyal man that eat, drinks, and whores himself away from his wife. Also a fat guy.

[So Boerd]

So what is next, a map?

I have no qualms about using straight up British Isles, but that might be lame.

[Flooby Badoop]

A man named Theodorable will be drawing that shit up. Still got two more vassal sheets to do, but once I'm done those, I can start fucking around with your militaries.

Then we can get to the map, since my rules are coming along. . . decently. These vassals took longer than I expected to get out.

[The Nexerus]

Flooby Badoop said @ Nex: I do hate saying this, since as VoiD has proven, I tend to miss some shit, but I detect no flaws in your NS. I assume you spent 1 point to convert it into family points, no? Adding you to the accepted list.

I converted 3 fief points into 36 family points, to make my grand total 48 family points. If that's not allowed and you can only convert one point, I can easily shave off some of my many daughters.

[So Boerd]

The Nexerus said
I converted 3 fief points into 36 family points, to make my grand total 48 family points. If that's not allowed and you can only convert one point, I can easily shave off some of my many daughters.

Seriously though, is your house name Habsburg?

[Toaw]

@Nex The amount of daughters you have is amazing, it would be a shame if your one and only son were to, I don't know, DIE >:D

[Heyitsjiwon]

Titanic said
I have two conflicting houses led by a vile yet skilled in the military arts man and an extremely loyal man that eat, drinks, and whores himself away from his wife. Also a fat guy.

Similar vassals here.

1. A fat, hedonistic man who is very loyal to me, but he is bad at managing his lands and just wants to live a comfortable life.

2. An exemplary leader of men who takes it upon himself to oversee everything especially in military affairs. However, he is very strict and traditional. He follows his morals to the dot. Oh, and he hates vassal 1.

[Flooby Badoop]

Some vassals will end up being similar, simply because there are only so many random results one can achieve with two 6-siders and a table. Still, I did my best to make everyone's vassals unique.

@ Nex: You can have as many family points as you like, but that does mean you're two points over at the moment. I need to leave relatively soon, but I'll give your sheet another good look, and get your vassals to you.

I think I got everyone, except Fiendish's and of course Nex's. I don't know what Mouseking is up to, but the silly little bugger didn't fix his thingamajigs, so he's not due for vassal assignment.

Once I got that shit done, I can get back to the rules. Finished time and pillaging, but need to figure out how trade, the specifics of combat, and a few other things will work out.

@ Titanic: I'm trying to ensure people only know as much as each player wants them to know about their vassals, hence the PMs, but it's your vassal's son and heir that's the drinking womanizor. The man himself is cold and calculating.

[The Nexerus]

I thought I'd counted up to 48, but I'll double check once I get back to a computer.

[Titanic]

Flooby Badoop said
Some vassals will end up being similar, simply because there are only so many random results one can achieve with two 6-siders and a table. Still, I did my best to make everyone's vassals unique.@ Nex: You can have as many family points as you like, but that does mean you're two points over at the moment. I need to leave relatively soon, but I'll give your sheet another good look, and get your vassals to you.I think I got everyone, except Fiendish's and of course Nex's. I don't know what Mouseking is up to, but the silly little bugger didn't fix his thingamajigs, so he's not due for vassal assignment.Once I got that shit done, I can get back to the rules. Finished time and pillaging, but need to figure out how trade, the specifics of combat, and a few other things will work out.@ Titanic: I'm trying to ensure people only know as much as each player wants them to know about their vassals, hence the PMs, but it's your vassal's son and heir that's the drinking womanizor. The man himself is cold and calculating.

Was in a hurry so skimmed over the vassals. I like The Lord even more now.

[Titanic]

@nex, My best vassal has a beautiful twelve yr old daughter that isn't bethrothed and future husband has a likely chance of becoming 4th in line to claim the fief. What do you say? >:D

[So Boerd]

How does pillaging work?

[Toaw]

So Boerd said
How does pillaging work?

I'm pretty sure like Flooby mentioned before, he hasn't really had a chance to get to that yet...

[Flooby Badoop]

At work right now, but I have pillaging all worked out, actually, and can explain when I have more time.

[The Nexerus]

I fixed my family in my NS, Flooby. I actually had two fewer points than I was supposed to have. It's now...

Elderly Spouse (1)
Adolescent Son (5)
4 Young Daughters (20)
4 Adolescent Daughters (20)
1 Toddler Daughter (2)

For a total of 48 points (12 + 3*12 for my 3 fief points transferred to family points)

[So Boerd]

No hurry, Floob

[Flooby Badoop]

The Nexerus said
I fixed my family in my NS, Flooby. I actually had two fewer points than I was supposed to have. It's now...Elderly Spouse (1)Adolescent Son (5)4 Young Daughters (20)4 Adolescent Daughters (20)1 Toddler Daughter (2)For a total of 48 points (12 + 3*12 for my 3 fief points transferred to family points)

Did I say over? I meant under. It's so easy to mix the two up.

Anyhow, you're all good now. I'll get your vassals to you tonight.

EDIT: All vassals are now completed. Back to the rules. Or sleep. Whichever of those comes first. And Nex, as others have commented, I shall say as well: your Lord and wife have been. . . bountiful.

[FiendishFox]

My vassal is going to have an unfortunate "accident", I think ;)

[Heyitsjiwon]

And if the plot gets discovered... War of Independence! Man... I want to start playing CK2 again.