Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[The Nexerus]

Cpt Toellner said
You think Nex gives you strength? There is no strength in the slaughter of innocents.

You have a strange definition of what it is to be innocent.

[Sole]

The Nexerus said
You have a strange definition of what it is to be innocent.

Shut up you innocent

[Jorick]

Jster said
I don't know why but when I'm reading this and thinking about this I get really into character. I don't think I would ever turn on the Legion, even if rage induced.

Cpt Toellner said
I am getting into my character as well, and I would say that like it or not, the Legion will accompany you on your journey.You are one of us.

You guys have a good grasp on your characters. Y'know how I said chapter 4 was brought to you by the power of friendship? That's what Jster is all about, underneath the angel-slaying murder machine exterior.

Jster said
So did Lillian.

That would be story Jster's exact response if a Peacemaker claimed to have righteousness or god or whatnot on their side.

[Cpt Toellner]

Sole said
I saved a lot of old shit before the site was down.

I hope to see you at my side in battle old friend.

And if you still have my number, shoot a text if you wish.

[Sole]

I need you to re-pm me it on here because it was lost in the Skype wave.

[Hank]

Jorick has a (not so) surprisingly good grasp on the personalities of the various Spammers he's turned into characters for this Homerian epic. By translating certain real characteristics to powers, strengths or behavior, it's a symbolically poignant story.

For example, he made orc-Hank's prime trait his endurance. He's been beat up an ungodly amount, but still stands. Why is this relevant? Because I'm pretty sure I still hold the record (which, since GuildFall, cannot be broken any longer) of user with the most infraction points who is still active. I incurred 14 of the damn points, I was permabanned twice, once for nine months, and I'm still here. Why? Because I have/had powerful friends. My enemies aren't defeated by me, but by my allies (see Smiral). I just take the beating.

Jorick is a clever boy.

[Meth Quokka]

This is a really nice read, good work Jorick!

[Sole]

So far Jorick is bearing a resemblance to Martin in one way:

Kuh kuh kuh SMASH THE CHARACTERS Kuh kuh kuh

[Kaga]

It wasn't until I started reading this that it suddenly occurred to me that "Jster" might be pronounced "Jay-ster" instead of "Jester" like I've been pronouncing it up until this point.

Now I have no idea, and my thought voice kept switching back and forth between the two as I read that last chapter. @_@

[PrimezTime]

I always thought "Jester" when speaking his name. Jay-ster would make sense, though.

[Jorick]

I've always pronounced it as jay-ster. No idea if that's correct, but fuck it, that's how I roll.

[Cpt Toellner]

So, after seeing Dervish vs. Hank and Lillian vs. Frogman, I want to see a battle of strategy;

Toellner Vs. Nex

Clash of the commanders.

[idlehands]

No Toellner vs Holmes?

[stark]

idlehands said
No Toellner vs Holmes?

Nah, I obviously can't be inconvenienced to deal with minor problems like Toellner. I mean, pfft.. C'mon now. So not worth my time.
I'm too busy baking cookies, petting kittens, and planning out how orderly and peaceful Spam's future will be with me at the helm.

[idlehands]

Oh and how I wanted to carry your banner into battle

[stark]

idlehands said
Oh and how I wanted to carry your banner into battle

Awe. You're getting a good Christmas bonus this year. And all the cookies you can eat.

Another day, dear.

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
No Toellner vs Holmes?

Holmes is not yet going to be leading her forces in, she is testing us all, seeing what she needs to take down Spam in one clean swipe. While she gains what strength she needs, she will throw outsiders at us like Zed and Lillian. Nex is already in the country, and he is from the OT Empire, he is not one of Holmes's more trustworthy leaders. She will push him at me, see if I am worthy of a large-scale battle, if he wins I am out of the picture, if I win she knows that I will need to be stopped with significant force.

Seeing that sig, and loving that movie, I hope to god that kind of shit doesn't happen to my Legion.

[idlehands]

Who knows maybe there is a hidden badass in Captain Idlehands that'll run your legion down

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
Who knows maybe there is a hidden badass in Captain Idlehands that'll run your legion down

plzno

[Goldmarble]

Cpt Toellner said
plzno

Do you really think that a Captain of the Peacemakers is going to be a little pushover?