Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[Cpt Toellner]

Goldmarble said
Do you really think that a Captain of the Peacemakers is going to be a little pushover?

If you presume I underestimate my foes you do not know me at all.

[Sole]

If Toellner's character dies, I'll control the Legion.

And then I'll march my armies upon my only enemy. No one.

[Cpt Toellner]

Sole said
If Toellner's character dies, I'll control the Legion.And then I'll march my armies upon my only enemy. No one.

>A bunch of dudes just wandering the fuck around looking for food

[idlehands]

Great, turning into a bunch of degenerate highwaymen that the Peacemakers will have to go snuff out.

[Sole]

Cpt Toellner said
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They will have benefits under my command, including health care and a 401k.

idlehands said
Great, turning into a bunch of degenerate highwaymen that the Peacemakers will have to go snuff out.

Sell swords more likely. I'm not a big throbbing dick, to hell with your preconceived notion.

[idlehands]

Sole said
They will have benefits under my command, including health care and a 401k.Sell swords more likely. I'm not a big throbbing dick, to hell with your preconceived notion.

Mercenaries, bandits...yes, they must be crushed.

[Jster]

Kaga said
It wasn't until I started reading this that it suddenly occurred to me that "Jster" might be pronounced "Jay-ster" instead of "Jester" like I've been pronouncing it up until this point.Now I have no idea, and my thought voice kept switching back and forth between the two as I read that last chapter. @_@

PrimezTime said
I always thought "Jester" when speaking his name. Jay-ster would make sense, though.

Jorick said
I've always pronounced it as jay-ster. No idea if that's correct, but fuck it, that's how I roll.

I would answer to clear up the confusion, but I like to be a man of mystery.

Goldmarble said
Do you really think that a Captain of the Peacemakers is going to be a little pushover?

Ribbit.

[Sole]

I want a Mice & Men ending instead.

The entire military will live on my massive farm, and become farmers with me. And all those who question the farm will be disposed of.

[idlehands]

Jster said
Ribbit.

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said

One of your demigods got pwned by Kermit.

[Meth Quokka]

Cpt Toellner said
One of your demigods got pwned by Kermit.

The 'death' of one will only inspire the wrath of others.

[Lady Squee]

What if Toellner dies and Squee is forced back into action.

Bet no one thought of that.

EDIT: No one? No. Didn't think so, haha. In other news, I dreamed about this the other night and that was a plot point. Along with Jorick coming back to life as a strange savior of Spam. All Hail Lucifer

[Jster]

Kangaroo said
The 'death' of one will only inspire the wrath of others.

You use those quotes like her death wasn't permanent.

[Sole]

Jster said
You use those quotes like her death wasn't permanent.

[Jorick]

That's awesome, Sole.

[Jorick]

Chapter 5 is up. This episode is brought to you by horrible, painful, and pitiful deaths, the proud sponsors of Resistance.

[Alphakoka]

R.I.P. Squee.

[idlehands]

We bring you Peace, so just take it.

[andromedene]

Poor Herzi. D:

[idlehands]

I felt so bad for the ghost Herzi, that was awful. Damnit Zed.