Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[Cpt Toellner]

Nah man, your a monk. When the entire world is at war, you will still be in the mountain, doing your monk thing.

Not giving a fuck.

[Sole]

idlehands said
At least you likely won't get killed off.

I make pretty fire art :3

[Walker of Darkness]

Cpt Toellner said
Nah man, your a monk. When the entire world is at war, you will still be in the mountain, doing your monk thing.

Not giving a fuck.

Just like I have since the dawn of the guildworld.

[Dervish]

Walker of Darkness said
Considering that it seems the hammers do not effect me, I might be a powerful ally if I can be assed to leave my mountain. Who knows what Jorick has in store for this tale.

Spoiler: the mountain is a volcano that only erupts when the hammers are removed.

[Awson]

Armed with fierce necromancy, a predisposition towards uncomfortable situations, and a need to please, Awson will not easily be swayed from his goals -- provided that no one makes a decent attempt at it.

Without a stake in the world, or any tangible or consistent set of goals, he sets out to carve his own path. A path which likely lies directly behind Jorick, and that wavers off in directions he is told to go in.

[andromedene]

Awson said
Armed with fierce necromancy, a predisposition towards uncomfortable situations, and a need to please, Awson will not easily be swayed from his goals -- provided that no one makes a decent attempt at it. Without a stake in the world, or any tangible or consistent set of goals, he sets out to carve his own path. A path which likely lies directly behind Jorick, and that wavers off in directions he is told to go in.

[Goldmarble]

I'm torn.

On one hand, this Goldmarble character was a worthess dick. Had he any other name, I would have been glad to see him turned to ash.

But it's my name. So...yeah, I was still kinda rooting for him. Now I has a sad.

[Walker of Darkness]

Goldmarble said
I'm torn.On one hand, this Goldmarble character was a worthess dick. Had he any other name, I would have been glad to see him turned to ash.But it's my name. So...yeah, I was still kinda rooting for him. Now I has a sad.

Plenty of necromancers around, might come back yet.

[Cpt Toellner]

Walker of Darkness said
Plenty of necromancers around, might come back yet.

And do what?

Open a store that sells brains?

[Walker of Darkness]

Cpt Toellner said
And do what?Open a store that sells brains?

Nah, just rebuild the gold heap on the bones(no pun intended) of the old one, and run it as a skeledwarf.

[Jorick]

Cpt Toellner said
And do what?Open a store that sells brains?

If there's enough zombie raising action going on, that might become a lucrative business.

[Alex]

[10:03:15 PM] Jorick: But how is it fun if they don't die?
[10:03:16 PM] Jorick: :(

whelp this is fun

[Jorick]

Alex said
[10:03:15 PM] Jorick: But how is it fun if they don't die?
[10:03:16 PM] Jorick: :(

whelp this is fun

[Sole]

Plot twist: Toellner dies and I assume leadership of the Legion and then I suddenly die in the same paragraph, making Rilla the leader of the Legion in some way.

[Lady Squee]

Sole said
Plot twist: Toellner dies and I assume of the Legion and then I suddenly die in the same paragraph, making Rilla the leader of the Legion in some way.

Never.

[Alphakoka]

Lady Squee said
Never.

Yeah, you should take over the Legion, Squee. Owait.

[Lady Squee]

Alphakoka said
Yeah, you should take over the Legion, Squee. Owait.

I don't care about that.

Toellner can't die. <3 <3

[Cpt Toellner]

Luv u too.

[Holmishire]

Lady Squee said
I don't care about that.Toellner can't die. <3 <3

Cpt Toellner said
Luv u too.

You two are so cute.

The cute ones always die.

[natsumehack]

I stop reading at chapter 2 when i was mentioned

Someone give me a run down of the rest of the chapters.