Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[The Nexerus]

Glory to the Empire.

[Walker of Darkness]

Damn good read.

[Elendra]

Holmes is a big Poopy McJerkface

[stark]

Elendra said
Holmes is a big Poopyy McJerkface

Oh, go eat some fiber.

[Cpt Toellner]

Squee,

My friend, my love, my Empress.

You will not have died in vain.

[Jorick]

Chapter 6 is up.

Shit's getting real. Action, drama, death, new players entering the game, plot twists. So much fun stuff in this chapter.

[Doivid]

ch. 6: heartwarming edition (except for the death and stuff)

[Hank]

Doivid said
ch. 6: heartwarming edition (except for the death and stuff)

Cockwarming edition too, by the sounds of it. You dog.

Also, what do I look like, Captain America? Goddamnit Sophi.

[Lucian]

I wasted a few minutes control-effing each chapter for my name. Unsurprisingly, it was not there. May actually take a look later, just because I'm curious to see how Jorick writes.

[Sole]

"Mushrooms for alchemy."

I was probably scavenging for shrooms.

[andromedene]

Oooooooh, fucking bite it, Herzi.

[Cpt Toellner]

I will hold the line.

[Sole]

Why do I want to kill the next hammer dude?

I don't want to kill the hammer dude.

Especially if it's Rilla. I like Rilla. I just want to take over the legion and let my army work for me on my farm.

[Cpt Toellner]

Oh come on sole!

I need a mage on my side.

[Halo]

Lucian said
I wasted a few minutes control-effing each chapter for my name. Unsurprisingly, it was not there. May actually take a look later, just because I'm curious to see how Jorick writes.

It's worth reading regardless of whether you have a role. He's a good writer and though some characters are unrelated to the actual people they're named after, those that are are hilarious to read about.

[Walker of Darkness]

Keeper of the hammers, fuck yeah. Too bad I'll likely never show up again.

[Sole]

Cpt Toellner said
Oh come on sole!I need a mage on my side.

Abra kadabra

[idlehands]

Walker of Darkness said
Keeper of the hammers, fuck yeah. Too bad I'll likely never show up again.

At least you likely won't get killed off.

[Walker of Darkness]

idlehands said
At least you likely won't get killed off.

Considering that it seems the hammers do not effect me, I might be a powerful ally if I can be assed to leave my mountain. Who knows what Jorick has in store for this tale.