Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Glory to the Empire.

Holmes is a big Poopy McJerkface

Elendra said
Holmes is a big Poopyy McJerkface

Oh, go eat some fiber.

Squee,

My friend, my love, my Empress.

You will not have died in vain.

Chapter 6 is up.

Shit's getting real. Action, drama, death, new players entering the game, plot twists. So much fun stuff in this chapter.

ch. 6: heartwarming edition (except for the death and stuff)

Doivid said
ch. 6: heartwarming edition (except for the death and stuff)

Cockwarming edition too, by the sounds of it. You dog.

Also, what do I look like, Captain America? Goddamnit Sophi.

I wasted a few minutes control-effing each chapter for my name. Unsurprisingly, it was not there. May actually take a look later, just because I'm curious to see how Jorick writes.

"Mushrooms for alchemy."

I was probably scavenging for shrooms.

Oooooooh, fucking bite it, Herzi.

I will hold the line.

Why do I want to kill the next hammer dude?

I don't want to kill the hammer dude.

Especially if it's Rilla. I like Rilla. I just want to take over the legion and let my army work for me on my farm.

Oh come on sole!

I need a mage on my side.

Lucian said
I wasted a few minutes control-effing each chapter for my name. Unsurprisingly, it was not there. May actually take a look later, just because I'm curious to see how Jorick writes.

It's worth reading regardless of whether you have a role. He's a good writer and though some characters are unrelated to the actual people they're named after, those that are are hilarious to read about.

Keeper of the hammers, fuck yeah. Too bad I'll likely never show up again.

Cpt Toellner said
Oh come on sole!I need a mage on my side.

Abra kadabra

Walker of Darkness said
Keeper of the hammers, fuck yeah. Too bad I'll likely never show up again.

At least you likely won't get killed off.

idlehands said
At least you likely won't get killed off.

Considering that it seems the hammers do not effect me, I might be a powerful ally if I can be assed to leave my mountain. Who knows what Jorick has in store for this tale.

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