Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[Lady Squee]

The Nexerus said
My involvement thus far has been glorious. The rebellion must be crushed.

Replace 'church' with 'brothel' and this is exactly how I pictured you.

[Dervish]

Cpt Toellner said
Say's the man killed by a "flesh spear".I think we all know what that really meant.

Man, Smiral's such a try hard. How was I to know she'd be playing with stinky pinkies?

The Nexerus said
My involvement thus far has been glorious. The rebellion must be crushed.

Kill a few rebels for me, will you? I've managed to give a few of them new burning holes to go fuck themselves with.

[Dervish]

Lady Squee said
Replace 'church' with 'brothel' and this is exactly how I pictured you.

Yessss.

That's perfect.

[The Nexerus]

Lady Squee said
Replace 'church' with 'brothel' and this is exactly how I pictured you.

Churches and brothels are full of the opposite sorts of people.

[Lady Squee]

The Nexerus said
Churches and brothels are full of the opposite sorts of people.

Have you ever seen that movie?

[The Nexerus]

Lady Squee said
Have you ever seen that movie?

Yes. Anti-British propaganda.

I wasn't commenting on anything involving the movie.

[Lady Squee]

Just in case, some important scenes your character plays.

Because he's such a dick and I love this dude.

Church Burning


LET'S MEET HIM


The first 50 seconds of that last vid will do. <3 <3

[Lady Squee]

The Nexerus said
Yes. Anti-British propaganda.I wasn't commenting on anything involving the movie.

I know.
I was just wanting to make sure you had seen it so you know the character.
Completely different from the RL dude, but still.

[The Nexerus]

He's fun.

[Awson]

STOP TALKING ABOUT CLAWS

[TP]

It's beautiful.

[Cpt Toellner]

The Nexerus said
He's fun.

You would say your character is.

Cold Blooded.

[Jorick]

Lady Squee said
Do you have all of this planned out, Jorick?

Not everything, just the major stuff. A lot of little things come up organically as I realize they need to be included, particularly a lot of Holmes's dialogue. Her little Sky Stone chat was something that just happened because of her character being who she is, not because I planned it to happen.

Spoiler responses

Jster is pretty ridiculous, yeah. Probably the scariest fighter shown so far, because he's skilled enough to stand toe to toe with enormously powerful entities when handicapped down to normal person levels, and now he's gotten a major power boost. :|

Yeah, Rusalka was indeed the fiery brothel lady who died. RIP bed warmer.

Zed was one of my favorite characters to write for this chapter. I'm glad his fucked up way of thinking had the desired effect, heh.

You fuck with Squee's tavern, you die. No exceptions. :D

ImANargleHunter said
D:Torture the Canadians, why don't ya.

I shall. Or, I mean, Zed shall, but close enough.

Smiral said
Organized resistance is for pussies

And that is why you're part of Hank's group.

Awson said
STOP TALKING ABOUT CLAWS

wot

[Cpt Toellner]

Squee, close up shop, find me, Toellner will protect.

[Dervish]

Cpt Toellner said
Squee, close up shop, find me, jster will protect.

Fix'd

[Lady Squee]

Cpt Toellner said
Squee, close up shop, find me, Toellner will protect.

You know more of where I am than I do of where you are. ;)

[Alex]

A map of Spam Country, beginning of the Peacemaker Incursions.

[PrimezTime]

Dervish said
Fix'd

Hey man... I'm buff. I could crack a few skulls.

[idlehands]

Nooo Dervish! D:

[andromedene]

The tavern is shaped like a penis