Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[Dervish]

Spoiler talk below kidz, so read the uberchapter before what comes after!

Alas, magic armour is no match for plot armour.

That was a highly enjoyable read, even if I don't get to fulfill my goal.

You couldn't let me get just one of those rebel scum, could you? :P

Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.

Also, holyfuckjsterisscary.

[Drakel]

Jorick said
is up. This chapter is brought to you by the power of friendship.I almost cut this chapter into two separate parts, but then the site was down so I couldn't have posted the shorter version when it was done and I kept on writing. This is basically two chapters worth of events, and it shows. I fear the big deal of the first half might have gotten greatly overshadowed by the second half.

Didn't read it all yet...

ctrl + f... Drakel: 8

*reads*

WHAAAAA... EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR NOW @_@

...

I'll be reading the rest after some applications for work and a few essays. Still though, so far man great work... Who knows, maybe after a few weeks this could be a major Spam-Book lol

[Dervish]

If I could draw, I'd be doing fan art. :D

Also, I like to imagine Holmes via Lillian gave Drakel a Red Bull.

[Drakel]

Dervish said
If I could draw, I'd be doing fan art. :DAlso, I like to imagine Holmes via Lillian gave Drakel a Red Bull.

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[Sole]

Dervish said
Spoiler talk below kidz, so read the uberchapter before what comes after!Alas, magic armour is no match for plot armour.That was a highly enjoyable read, even if I don't get to fulfill my goal.You couldn't let me get just one of those rebel scum, could you? :P Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.Also, holyfuckjsterisscary.

Mexican drows

[Lady Squee]

Do you have all of this planned out, Jorick?

Spoilerss

Also, this is probably my favorite chapter so far. Jster is such a badass.

Lillian was a beautiful character, too. I was actually very sad when she died.

I'm guessing that was Rus who was killed at Bela's. T.T

Also, Aza.

As for Zed, his character frightens me. His thoughts about humanity were chilling. I worry for Nargle, Herzi, and Shire... Nothing with Zed can be good. I'm excited to see what happens with this little arc in the future.

Don't mess with Squee, bby.

[Jster]

Dervish said
holyfuckjsterisscary.

I'm just a lonely frog folk looking for friends.

[Alex]

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A list of lives lost in this Time of troubles, may their deaths not have been in vain:
Jorick
Turt
rpg101
K-97
Joebeengreen
Dervish
Knightshade
Rusalka
Broby
Azarthes
Grif
Asuras
Lillian

[Goldmarble]

Well...

I'm not dead.

Yet.

[Cpt Toellner]

We have a 5 magaton frog bomb on our side, sweet.

Now to deal with that mayor...

[andromedene]

D:

Torture the Canadians, why don't ya.

[Smiral]

GET #REKT DERVISH

[Cpt Toellner]

But you see Spam, while Hank rallies your hopes then flees the countryside, the Legion holds it's ground and fights oppression. Our foes are not above reckless brutality, they will not stop until you are all dead or you have conformed to their twisted desires. They promise to bring peace, but look at what they have brought with them already, peace is not the savage killing of innocents. Join the Legion and fight this great evil alongside your brothers and sisters. Resist their gold, for it will be worth nothing when your hands are bond in peacekeeper chains.

We will unify, we will show them our true nature.

We are not to be pushed around, we are not going to die without a fight.

We are Spammers!

We do not forgive!

We do not forget!

WE ARE LEGION!

[Smiral]

Organized resistance is for pussies

[Alphakoka]

Smiral said
Organized resistance is for pussies

It's exactly where you belong then.

[stark]

Dervish said
Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.

Apparently.

I am disappoint, Dervish.

[PrimezTime]

Holy fucking shit, Jorick! This is turning out to be the greatest thing ever.

Jster you're my bro, frog man!

[Dervish]

Smiral said
GET #REKT DERVISH

Shameful display. Should've stabbed you, too, since everyone else got a taste. :[

Cpt Toellner said
But you see Spam, while Hank rallies your hopes then flees the countryside, the Legion holds it's ground and fights oppression. Our foes are not above reckless brutality, they will not stop until you are all dead or you have conformed to their twisted desires. They promise to bring peace, but look at what they have brought with them already, peace is not the savage killing of innocents. Join the Legion and fight this great evil alongside your brothers and sisters. Resist their gold, for it will be worth nothing when your hands are bond in peacekeeper chains. We will unify, we will show them our true nature.We are not to be pushed around, we are not going to die without a fight.We are Spammers!We do not forgive!We do not forget!WE ARE LEGION!

You'd be dead right now if it weren't for Zed's play thing.

Hardly inspiring.

Sherlock Holmes said
Apparently. I am disappoint, Dervish.

You really gotta stop sending single people off to do things. That's how you lose wars, boss.

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
You'd be dead right now if it weren't for Zed's play thing. Hardly inspiring.

Say's the man killed by a "flesh spear".

I think we all know what that really meant.

[The Nexerus]

My involvement thus far has been glorious. The rebellion must be crushed.