Brovo will write you a story

[Brovo]

Exactly as the title suggests. Just give me something to write about and I will do it, ala WOTM style flash fiction. Anything from "the main protagonist is a carrot" to "the entire story is written from the perspective of a cat." Use as many or as few elements as you want.

Some example formula shit.
Main protagonist is ______ (ex: carrot, Jorick's ego, a pig with wings, a couch, etc.)
The setting is ______ (ex: sci-fi, the back of a ferret, etc.)
The writing style is ______ (Haiku, Journal entries, something fucking normal please.)
Include ______ in the story (a singing frog, an explosion of nerds, at least one cameo by joffery, etc.)

Some of it will be funny. Some of it sad. Some of it dramatic. Some requests might be combined with others if I get a lot or I think it might be better that way.

Still: Let's see how creative spam can get, and if I can keep up with it.

[The Nexerus]

The main protagonist is a cat, and the entire story is written from the perspective of a carrot-shaped cat toy.

[Brovo]

Nex: The Cat Toy

Once upon a time, there was a bright piece of orange plastic sitting in a box, on a shelf. It was not aware of how it got there, or why it was there. Around it were several other such items, of various sizes and shapes, with people inspecting them all. It noticed, sometimes, some were taken. Some were not. However, its feelings were irrelevant to this story, for it was in a pet store, and its fate was soon to be revealed.

One day, when the store closed, and the lights turned off, a cat slipped out of its cage. Around its neck was a collar and a metallic name tag. The cat was called Nexerus, and he was curious thing. The toy noticed there was a mistake in its name on the box: Carot, made in China. Nexerus hissed and with a single bound knocked the toy inside its box down onto the ground, and with a loud thud, it heard the the violent, furious assault of clawed paws tearing through cardboard and wrapping paper. Then, moments later, it felt the razor sharp teeth wrapped around it. Nexerus then squeezed it his maw and a loud squeak came from it. Nexerus hesitated, then with delight began to bound about with his newly discovered play mate, it saw the cage where Nexerus slept, and the counter where Nexerus jumped at it with murderous intent from. Altogether, the cat had a wonderful time.

Then the lights came back on. Nexerus panicked and threw it in a cage with a dog before bounding back to his own cage. The last thing the toy saw of Nexerus the cat was its head craning to see the humans coming, before one came and took him away from the toy. Shortly after that, the toy was thrown in a dark black bag.

Then, just as all hope seemed lost, just as it felt the heat of something grabbing it, instead, it found itself back in Nexerus' maw, in a large carpeted room. Nexerus delightfully gave the toy a quick bite to ensure the squeak was right before carrying it off to further adventures.

That's about the best I can do with a cat written from the perspective of a toy shaped like a carrot in ten minutes.

Main Protagonist: Nexerus the Cat. He is the main "actor", and the story generally skips only to parts relevant for the cat aside from a quick introduction to the toy.
Perspective: The entire thing is written from the toy's perspective. When it can no longer see the cat, it generally "fades to black" in some way to return back to the cat.

Next?

[Lucian]

A married couple is going through a really rough divorce-inducing argument, viewed through the perspective of an active god who has taken an interest in their family.

[PrimezTime]

Gavino Free, Jeff Ramsey, Jess Patilo, James Haywood, Kay Narvarez, and Micheal Lanes (Fake AG Crew) are planning to rob a bank in modern day Los Pantos. Switch between points of view between the characters I listed. The heist is destined for failure and never goes as planned.

[natsumehack]

main character is mahz, as he watches SPAM be spam.

[andromedene]

PrimezTime said
Gavino Free, Jeff Ramsey, Jess Patilo, James Haywood, Kay Narvarez, and Micheal Lanes (Fake AG Crew) are planning to rob a bank in modern day Los Pantos. Switch between points of view between the characters I listed. The heist is destined for failure and never goes as planned.

I thought Michael's heist was great.

[Brovo]

Lucian said
A married couple is going through a really rough divorce-inducing argument, viewed through the perspective of an active god who has taken an interest in their family.

An Emotional God

Such intriguing creatures mankind were, altogether he had created them to better understand what it was to be mortal, yet, it still escaped him. Lucian oversaw the construction of their base molecules, their personality traits randomly chosen by the environment they grew up. These cretins had been born and slain a thousand times and yet he always reverted back to this one, bitter moment in time. To this couple, a man and a woman, of the same species, screeching about whether or not to have a child, no, wait, about an expensive car, no, wait, about plants?

Human beings were such bizarre creatures, Lucian couldn't make sense of it. He had "lived" for the better part of eternity, alone, without any equals, and thus the interactions of lesser beings in such a manner confused him. He gave them wealth, and they argued over how to spend it. He gave them power, and they argued over how to use it. He gave them knowledge, and they argued over what it meant. No matter how many things he gave them, this argument occurred anyway, and the more things they had, the sooner they began to argue.

Still. What more could one do?... Even with omnipotence he was merely their creator, he imbued them with free will and now they used it. Despite wielding all of his powers he could not make them not have this argument without changing the actors themselves, and at that point, it became challenge-less.

So here he was.

Staring at a pair of insignificant insects whose entire lives he already knew. Arguing over their favourite character on a TV show's favourite colour. Whilst hundreds died every minute.

Petty creatures... Even as they invariable split and went their own, separate ways, Lucian merely drew a single line next to many, many other lines. "Not this time." He murmured to himself. "...Maybe... If I made them speak another language..."

Rien n'a changé.

PrimezTime said
Gavino Free, Jeff Ramsey, Jess Patilo, James Haywood, Kay Narvarez, and Micheal Lanes (Fake AG Crew) are planning to rob a bank in modern day Los Pantos. Switch between points of view between the characters I listed. The heist is destined for failure and never goes as planned.

That is a -lot- of characters for flash fiction. I'll look back on it tomorrow when I'm not dead tired and tell you if I can make it work.

natsumehack said
main character is mahz, as he watches SPAM be spam.

Mahz

This story's punchline will be back in three months after the Mexican cartel holding our dear leader has been sufficiently appeased with the value of his golden Fonz statue.

Hint: I may or may not write this. More likely will, just need some sleep first.

[Elendra]

Tell a story of true love over a prolonged period of time from the POV of a park bench.

[PrimezTime]

ImANargleHunter said
I thought Michael's heist was great.

Oh yea his was good. I'll tell you what, though. Ray's heist was doomed from the beginning and it was hilarious.

And don't worry about it, Brovo. If ya can do it great! If not, that's fine.

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
I thought Michael's heist was great.

Michael's was the most successful.

Why the hell did he jump out of the boat at the end, though? He must've known it wasn't the one rigged to explode, because he'd saw the rigged one explode already. If Geoff had any sense he'd have shot Michael when he was in the water.

[Sole]

The protagonist is grandpa's ashes, the setting is at an atheist convention, the writing style is haiku and the story must include the Pope.

[Elendra]

Main protagonist is ______ (ex: carrot, Jorick's ego, a pig with wings, a couch, etc.)
The setting is ______ (ex: sci-fi, the back of a ferret, etc.)
The writing style is ______ (Haiku, Journal entries, something fucking normal please.)
Include ______ in the story (a singing frog, an explosion of nerds, at least one cameo by joffery, etc.)

[PrimezTime]

The Nexerus said
Michael's was the most successful.Why the hell did he jump out of the boat at the end, though? He must've known it wasn't the one rigged to explode, because he'd saw the rigged one explode already. If Geoff had any sense he'd have shot Michael when he was in the water.

He was probably unsure of who rigged that boat to exploded and was probably sure that Lindsay rigged their current boat to explode.

As for Geoff, it does depend on who had the heist money at the time. Killing someone in the water with it would have caused the money to sink, never being found again.

[Lucian]

Brovo said
An emotional god

Oh cool, I'm the god. I like it.

[Doivid]

Main protagonist is you, brovo
The setting is multiple worlds connected by a sudden phenomenon on earth where portals appear
The writing style is first person prose
Include me, whoever from spam you like the best (but mostly me), some scifi, some fantasy, any social commentary you want, some sort of realistic and morally ambiguous conflict, and 1 thing you think I'd like but I neglected to mention it here.

how's that for a challenge

[aza]

Elendra said
Tell a story of true love over a prolonged period of time from the POV of a park bench.

No stop.
My heart will melt

You're a fucking murderer

[Brovo]

Still here, reason flash stories got delayed is because I got called into work early to make up for a couple people being missing.

Note: Will probably respond to requests in pairs.

Oh, and Tripz...

[BrobyDDark]

The main protagonist is a cactus with sociopathy and an army of other cacti who aren't as smart. The setting is a desert world where only the STRONK survive and where the weak are eaten by wolves with pompadours.

It's in the perspective of Dudley, a human who was captured by the protagonist and taken on a journey to the bBig Garden, a place said to turn plants into humans.

The villain is Hodor.