[OOC] The Starbound Chronicles

[Pathfinder]

My glitch will most likely not give a shit about anything, cooking is the only passion he needs!

[manapool1]

he will care soon.

[HollywoodMole]

My character aint being in no orgy, just to say ^__^

[Pathfinder]

manapool1 said
he will care soon.

Only if he has an orgy in the kitchen. Nobody wants jizz in their cornflakes.

[HollywoodMole]

Pathfinder said
Only if he has an orgy in the kitchen. Nobody wants jizz in their cornflakes.

We orgy in the kitchen, We orgy in the bath, We orgy in the hills and we orgy with laughs.

[salamimike]

Name: Stephanie White (Steph)
Gender: Female
Race:Human
Position in Ship: First Mate
Appearance:

Preferred type of Weapon: Handgun
Other:
"The captain may be the boss but im the one keeping everyone in check"

[arowne97]

accepted! :3

[arowne97]

I can already imagine what my character is going to say: "If you want to have an orgy, DON'T do it on my ship!"

[HollywoodMole]

And then I'll be like "Screw orgys!" and then we'll all join hands and dance into the sunlight.

[salamimike]

Was looking up what the first mate does -
"The chief (first) mate is responsible to the Captain for the safety and security of the ship. Responsibilities include the crew's welfare and training in areas such as safety, firefighting, search and rescue."
source

[HollywoodMole]

If the first mate yells at us i'll call... the national Starbound association of bullying?

[salamimike]

HollywoodMole said
If the first mate yells at us i'll call... the national Starbound association of bullying?

How can you call them.

WHeN I cHop OFf YoUR HaNDs

[HollywoodMole]

Chop of my hands? IM THE DOCTOR GODAMNIT! WHO IS GOING TO HELP PEOPLE?!

[salamimike]

HollywoodMole said
Chop of my hands? IM THE DOCTOR GODAMNIT! WHO IS GOING TO HELP PEOPLE?!

Well as long as you stay being a good doctor and don't cause jeopardy to the ship. Im sure we can get along just fine and I wont resort to cutting off your hands.

[eemmtt]

Especially to the engineering area or else I'll be the one to cut your hand off.

[HollywoodMole]

What about when you need bandages all wrap them around too hard and your hands will fall off, HUH!

[manapool1]

WAIT A CHICK, ALL IS SAVED

[HollywoodMole]

You've found a best friend Mana! (Wow, that was really offensive, I'M SO SORRY!)

[salamimike]

manapool1 said
WAIT A CHICK, ALL IS SAVED

It doesn't make the orgy less gay -.-

[manapool1]

YESS IT DOES