Y-you can ask me questions I guess

[Kill Bones]

N-not that I want you to though

You b-baka

[Alex]

Will senpai ever notice me?

[TP]

Why does senpai h8 me?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Why doesn't senpai want me to draw them?

[Doivid]

Did my thread change your opinion of the newer spammers at all?

[Holmishire]

Doivid said
Did my thread change your opinion of the newer spammers at all?

(you forgot to senpai)

[aza]

Why would anyone want to ask you a question?
What makes you interesting enough for someone to wonder about your life at all?

[Doivid]

Holmishire said
(you forgot to senpai)

I'm the only senpai in my life, kiddo!

[Kill Bones]

Alex said
Will senpai ever notice me?

Yeah probably. Unless your senpai is someone like Kenpachi Ramasama. Now, he's just too flippant to notice you.

TP said
Why does senpai h8 me?

Wait am I senpai here or

Do you have an alternate senpai that h8s you

Because I don't think I h8 you

As for a third party senpai

Maybe they're just super tsundere

So

Yeah

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

I couldn't not do that

I'm weak-willed

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Why doesn't senpai want me to draw them?

Okay I have to be the senpai in this one

I think

And my answer would of course be

"You're drawing shit?"

So yeah

My answer is that I am ignorant of almost everything that happens on this site currently

Doivid said
Did my thread change your opinion of the newer spammers at all?

Not really

I don't really come around as much as I used to

And when I come I barely pay attention to anything and just post stupid shit like this

So I don't really know who is new and why I should hate them

[Doivid]

Kill Bones said Not reallyI don't really come around as much as I used tooAnd when I come I barely pay attention to anything and just post stupid shit like thisSo I don't really know who is new and why I should hate them

Well that's good enough for me! Thanks for answering.

[Kill Bones]

Doivid said
Well that's good enough for me! Thanks for answering.

I can say "Really" twenty more times to make up for my lack of knowledge if you'd like

Like really

[Alex]

What's the best thing to happen to you lately?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Kill Bones said Okay I have to be the senpai in this oneI thinkAnd my answer would of course be"You're drawing shit?"So yeahMy answer is that I am ignorant of almost everything that happens on this site currently

And to think you could've been represented as an adorable kitten by now.

[Kill Bones]

Azarthes said
Why would anyone want to ask you a question? What makes you interesting enough for someone to wonder about your life at all?

Well because

I'm so mysterious

Been here four years

Nobody knows jack shit about me other than my awful sentence structure and equally awful sense of humor

Doesn't that just give you a curious boner

Or maybe two

Like a bi-curious boner

For me

[Alex]

Not a question but I want to say I've always liked your sandpapery humor kill bones

[Kill Bones]

Alex said
What's the best thing to happen to you lately?

Y'know, I honestly have no idea. I don't know if I'm just an apathetic twat or if nothing really remarkable has happened as of late, but I'm having a lot of difficulty thinking of anything.

Can I just say something stupid and corny like "My girlfriend is the best thing to ever happen to me"

Because that'll probably get me laid you see

Alex said
Not a question but I want to say I've always liked your sandpapery humor kill bones

Thank you. Honestly, as long as I'm entertaining at least one person with my stupid rambling horseshit, I'm content with my time on this site.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Tell me all your secrets.

[Kill Bones]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Tell me all your secrets.

That's less of a question and more of a demand though

Does this look like a demand thread to you

Come on now

Besides

My secrets are far too scandalous for such an open public place as this

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Kill Bones said
That's less of a question and more of a demand thoughDoes this look like a demand thread to youCome on nowBesidesMy secrets are far too scandalous for such an open public place as this

If by scandalous you mean really pious and well-ordered and prudent, then I'd understand why you wouldn't want Spam to know about your kind and gentle persona.

[Kill Bones]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
If by scandalous you mean really pious and well-ordered and prudent, then I'd understand why you wouldn't want Spam to know about your kind and gentle persona.

Hey, I can do "kind" just fine. The rest of it though, isn't really my thing. I've got to try to be at least somewhat interesting.