Mpreg

[Griever]

How do you feel about this highly controversial theme in roleplay, writing, and other entertainment media?

[Jorick]

I support mpreg, but only because it makes people uncomfortable. The idea simply amuses me.

[Griever]

I think it's unfair that only women get to experience the pain of childbirth.

[natsumehack]

Male pregnancy?

[Sloth]

natsumehack said
Male pregnancy?

[natsumehack]

I once red a fan fiction where snape got pregnant by a teletubby.

[Mahz]

[font=comic sans]hey guys [/comic sans]

[Goldmarble]

Never run across it. Even if I did? Can't say I would give a shit about it.

[Darkmatter]

Mahz said
[font=comic sans]hey guys [/comic sans]

Mahz forgot mahzcode

Or else is being super ironic.

I'm mostly amused by the explanations given for mpreg.

[mdk]

I wish I could get pregnant, so I could have an abortion.

[Awson]

mdk said
I wish I could get pregnant, so I could have an abortion.

Furthermore, harvest you own infant's stem cells to replenish your health.

[mdk]

Awson said
Furthermore, harvest you own infant's stem cells to replenish your health.

Maybe use the stem cells to cut some cocaine, and then sling it out on the docks. I'm gonna call it 'white baby.' As in 'hey man wanna buy some white baby?' or 'sniff this white baby, it'll get you high.'

[idlehands]

That reminds me of that movie 'Enemy Mine'

[mbl]

idlehands said
That reminds me of that movie

<3 fucking love that movie

[Shy]

If Ahnold can do it, why can't you?

[Griever]

I like Mrs. Doubtfire, the movie about a drag queen Robin Williams.

[Dervish]

Male preggersy is terrifying because of the options for baby to escape. Like, chest burster baby is the worst kind of baby.

[mbl]

Dervish said
Male preggersy is terrifying because of the options for baby to escape. Like, chest burster baby is the worst kind of baby.

Urethra baby is a bit worse IMO

[idlehands]

That's just...a nightmare, mbl. I was going to say shitting out a watermelon but that...that beats it.

[mbl]

So... You kids still want to talk about male pregnancy?