I think someone is in my house...
...eep
...eep
Vortex said
No, I genuinely think someone is in my house. I'm in my room and all the knives are in the kitchen...
Vortex said
1. Paranoia2. Footsteps
Hank said
The fuck are you doing on Spam if there's an intruder in your house?
Giygas said
yell out the cops are coming
Dervish said
It might be the house contracting or expanding due to changes in temperature and other variables. If you aren't sure, grab something that can be used as a weapon and a bright flashlight and check your windows and doors. If you know for sure, call the cops.
Giygas said
well before you sleep you can just yell the cops are coming even if they aren't and if someone is down there you will hear them running away
Smiral said
are you retarded, this is an extremely ill advised idea.
idlehands said
Nargle, don't you have a panic room? :P @ Vortex, if you're still alive, next time try calling for help rather than posting about it online.What is with people that can't react to a situation but can post about it?