*rocks back and forth* Nope I'm not crazy

[Vortex]

I think someone is in my house...

...eep

[Lucian]

Seriously though, not really, right?

[Vortex]

No, I genuinely think someone is in my house. I'm in my room and all the knives are in the kitchen...

[Lucian]

Vortex said
No, I genuinely think someone is in my house. I'm in my room and all the knives are in the kitchen...

What makes you think that?

[Vortex]

1. Paranoia
2. Footsteps

[Lucian]

Vortex said
1. Paranoia2. Footsteps

Do you live A) Alone, and B) in an apartment?

[Vortex]

1. No but I'm the only one in the house at the moment
2. And no

[Giygas]

yell out the cops are coming

[Hank]

The fuck are you doing on Spam if there's an intruder in your house?

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

[Dervish]

It might be the house contracting or expanding due to changes in temperature and other variables. If you aren't sure, grab something that can be used as a weapon and a bright flashlight and check your windows and doors. If you know for sure, call the cops.

[Vortex]

I just barricaded my room door. Wish me a good nights sleep I guess...

Hank said
The fuck are you doing on Spam if there's an intruder in your house?

I've got no one else to talk to and Yahoo answers sure ain't going to help

Giygas said
yell out the cops are coming

Dervish said
It might be the house contracting or expanding due to changes in temperature and other variables. If you aren't sure, grab something that can be used as a weapon and a bright flashlight and check your windows and doors. If you know for sure, call the cops.

I will call them In the morning if I still have the spooks

[Awson]

i'm sure this is just you being retarded.

[Giygas]

well before you sleep you can just yell the cops are coming even if they aren't and if someone is down there you will hear them running away

[Smiral]

Giygas said
well before you sleep you can just yell the cops are coming even if they aren't and if someone is down there you will hear them running away

are you retarded, this is an extremely ill advised idea.

[Giygas]

Smiral said
are you retarded, this is an extremely ill advised idea.

Why

If they run up to your door stand on the side of it with a frying pan or something

[andromedene]

Whenever I feel like there is a serial killer in my house I just say fuck it and go watch anime because I'm gonna die anyway.

[idlehands]

Nargle, don't you have a panic room? :P

@ Vortex, if you're still alive, next time try calling for help rather than posting about it online.

What is with people that can't react to a situation but can post about it?

[Lady Squee]

I have these moments. My area has a terrible knack of luring in thieves and drugheads, so it's completely natural to be paranoid. :3

When I'm alone, I grab something (gun, bat, knife, etc) and call Jero just so someone is on the phone while I search. Worse thing is that there are a ton of windows in one section of my house and while I can easily see if it's my parents coming in, others can see in. Don't really have to do this now that we have a huge fence and an awesome dog, but still.

And now I scold.
You idiot. Don't post on RPG unless there is literally nothing for you to do. Cops are called. You're hiding, or you have found out that no one is in your home. Silly.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

3 hours since Lucian's last post, we must assume the worst.

[andromedene]

idlehands said
Nargle, don't you have a panic room? :P @ Vortex, if you're still alive, next time try calling for help rather than posting about it online.What is with people that can't react to a situation but can post about it?

Yeah, but I get this really intense feeling of doom whenever I go in it, so I tend not to.