[OOC] Cyberpunk RP

[Parser]

Oh! Good to know.

[Zero Hex]

I am shocked

[CidTheKid]

I am impressed.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Don't mess with the Kiddy Kingpin, is the lesson of this story.

[Parser]

Sweet Jesus that roll.
I was gonna have the boss pull out a katana and people were going to rollerblade up the walls and you were going to have a rave fight thing and shit but like.
You rolled a 22
Christ I just- you win. You guys win the encounter. You have rolled high enough to literally do the impossible according to the rulebook.

[Professor_Wyvern]

YAAAAAAAAY! The Kingpin is amused! Also the goons who went to kiss the hand to show their respect and loyalty, they get to come and get ICE CREAM!

[AerisFang]

b-but... I wanted to be awesome ;_;

y u do dis to me

[Professor_Wyvern]

THE KINGPIN HAS HIS GOONS.

... Well I suppose if you want to be awesome, get in the Car and try to catch up to the fleeing cowards.

But I, have goons to order around and get info from.

Then, after they learn their job assignments, and I set up the Governor for my holdings in this section, WE WILL ALL GO TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE! YAY!

[Zero Hex]

you could get into the car and see if we can coax parser into chasing the guy down yeah, just gotta follow the yellow streak

[Professor_Wyvern]

His urine of fear will lead is straight to him! But I've got grovellers to get stuff from!

[CidTheKid]

Zero Hex said
you could get into the car and see if we can coax parser into chasing the guy down yeah, just gotta follow the yellow streak

Just follow the yellow pee road.

If nothing else, it's something to do while the other goons spill their beans.

[Professor_Wyvern]

And then get invited to Horror Movie Night, as they are good goons. They get to watch with Ash and his other Colonial Minions. Horror Movie Night is fun.

[Parser]

Eh, you can if you like. He's not what you're after, but I've never been one to turn down a car chase.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Well it is a fine car chase.

[Professor_Wyvern]

THE MOST EXCELLENT RICARDO RAMIREZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[CidTheKid]

Well, I guess we'll be hearing what he has to say pretty soon, I suppose?

Assuming the crash hasn't broken his head up too much.

[Parser]

He's a little bit alive. Don't worry, Ricardo is a tough guy. He'll totally pull through. Eventually. After he gets taken to a back-alley clinic and assuming they don't just harvest his organs and sell them for profit.
...Okay, I'll be straight with you guys- he's probably not going to be in any condition to talk anytime soon. Luckily he's not the reason you're here (even though that was a pretty sweet car chase). No, what you're here for would be in the back room, under the floorboards. Problem is, uh, I think Kwu has the plot box so, you know, I can't really point you towards it until Kwu gets back. If you guys feel like advancing to the next bit I guess just notice that one of the floorboards in the backroom is loose maybe, I dunno.
Anyway yeah things will open up a bit more pretty soon.

[CidTheKid]

Oh. Ooooh. oh. So that's what you mean't by that thing.

Well, that was a pretty good car chase. We got that much out of it. I guess.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Well, clearly Ultramax riding on the Roller Rink would help loose floorboards.

[AerisFang]

Uhhh yeah, I was gone for a con this weekend, will post tomorrow. I need sleep right now