[OOC] Cyberpunk RP

[Parser]

No rush, man.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Should I just find something under the floorboards? I guess?

[Parser]

I guess if you want sure.

[Zero Hex]

Two things, first, I just noticed I wrote my character's name wrong in the last post. Whoops. Second, I edited it so we might advance the plot as soon as you guys get Ultramax out of there.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Clearly Ash's goon shall do it. As long as you don't DEATHMURDERKILL IT. Which the parameters are not allowing for.

[Zero Hex]

guys there's no boobytrap, it was a joke. He just went through the floor because it's old and shitty and he's a super heavyweight warmachine and called it a booby trap. Unless Parser says there's a boobytrap.

[Professor_Wyvern]

That means there is totally a booby trap! It is so obvious it isn't one that it must be one!

[CidTheKid]

Zero Hex said
guys there's no boobytrap, it was a joke. He just went through the floor because it's old and shitty and he's a super heavyweight warmachine and called it a booby trap. Unless Parser says there's a boobytrap.

She's just making up a bunch of stuff to scare anyone else from getting near before she does, and if the giant robot calls it a booby trap, then why would she say otherwise?

[Parser]

Sorry about the lateness guys.

[CidTheKid]

Hey, it's not about the speed, it's about quality.

Or something.

Don't worry too much about it.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Woah hold on there Kwu. My goons would very much appreciate it if you didn't take his body from them.

They don't want to piss off the Kingpin by losing this, and their chance to be made men

[AerisFang]

2 late, I got the body

[Professor_Wyvern]

Poor dudes will never get Made...

HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!?

Also hi.

[AerisFang]

Anyone still here?

[Professor_Wyvern]

A yup.

[Parser]

Guys you already solved the puzzle. The hint was supposed to be sixteen bits (65,535) thus programmer but then you guys bypassed the puzzle via safecracking you can just open the box and you can get to the macguffins that you have to get to do the thing so you can find the man so you can do whatever.

[Professor_Wyvern]

I'll just steal the box and open for plot goodness.

[AerisFang]

Well... I assumed that opening the safe was part of unlocking it and so I was waiting for the description.

[Parser]

Alright so right okay I got them down it's kinda crap and it's late I know anyways though:
Eleri will be primarily infiltrating a prison and you'll probably end up fighting some guards or something most likely because something always goes wrong.
Damian will be mostly negotiating with various terrible people who are vying for control of a warzone and possibly do some sabotage and assassination work.
Igor will be mostly running for your life as a homicidal maniac hunts you down in an abandoned subway system and trying not to get killed.
Feel free to choose which one you want to do first.

[Professor_Wyvern]

*Selects Damian*

MY AGENDA WILL SPREAD THROUGH THE WARZONE! THE KIDDY KINGPIN NEEDS MORE TERRITORY!