Head count, how many of you know "the Secret" about life?

[Griever]

Has thine serpent spoke?


How many of you have traced language back far enough to figure out what is encoded right in front of our eyes? 7 billion people on this planet, but are you one of the ones that is awake? If you have to ask what the secret is, you can be 100% sure you don't know it.

Do you know? ;)

[natsumehack]

I do.

[Griever]

natsumehack said
I do.

I believe it. The knowledge must have driven you mad.

[natsumehack]

Griever said
I believe it. The knowledge must have driven you mad.

That would explain why I am so loved by spam.

[Griever]

Jews are from Mars.

Not kidding unfortunately.

[Awson]

Is it 'dicks'?

[Griever]

Awson said
Is it 'dicks'?

Actually....you're on the right track. But I won't tell you more, lest I incur the wrath of the Jewish demiurge upon my head.

[SilenceOnMars]

Griever said Jews are from Mars.

Not kidding unfortunately.

excuse u

[Drakel]

Griever said
Actually....you're on the right track. But I won't tell you more, lest I incur the wrath of the Jewish demiurge upon my head.

>_>

We're watching you Griever... Don't reveal our Jewish Secrets... they are not ready for such enlightenment.

Also: Loving the sig.

[Griever]

SilenceOnMars said
excuse u

You got something to say, Cultist of Israel?

[Turtlicious]

antisemitism, in 2014

Classy.

[K-97]

If Jews are from Mars then are Christians from Venus?

[SilenceOnMars]

Griever said
You got something to say, Cultist of Israel?

i am actually a part of heaven's gate tyvm

K-97 said
If Jews are from Mars then are Christians from Venus?

yes

[Griever]

K-97 said
If Jews are from Mars then are Christians from Venus?

Of course not, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

True White People (blond-haired, blue eyed) are from the constellation Pleiades http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleiades
Nobody is from Venus, but the Olmec and Egyptians are from Sirius (specifically, Sirius B) and these all predate Christianity. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius
The Olmec people look like modern black people. The Egyptians look like modern Arabic people.

Too bad the Olmec didn't worship the Jewish Demiurge, which is why they were eventually wiped out by the white man's smallpox (Not true Nordic/East European-Pleiadian whites, but demon hybrids that bred with the Sirians.) The Khemetians (ancient Egyptians) were spared because one of the Jewish cultists (Moshe/Moses) integrated himself into the Khemetian society, eventually becoming the Pharaoh Thutmoses I.
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/594485/Thutmose-I

This is why the nose of the bust of Thutmoses I was partially destroyed, so historians wouldn't be able to tell he's Jewish.

[K-97]

Griever said
Of course not, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

Someone's got to be from Venus.

Satanists? Muslims? Wiccans? Buddhists? Hindus? Sikhs? Jains? Gnostics? Freemasons? Witch Doctors? Rastafarians? Jews for Jesus? The Illuminati? Aspies? Nerds?

Come on, it's got to be the Nerds.

[idlehands]

Nerds never get that close to the Venus.

[Griever]

K-97 said
Someone's got to be from Venus.Satanists? Muslims? Wiccans? Buddhists? Hindus? Sikhs? Jains? Gnostics? Freemasons? Witch Doctors? Rastafarians? Jews for Jesus? The Illuminati? Aspies? Nerds? Come on, it's got to be the Nerds.

A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square.
Buddhists are Hindus, but Hindus are not Buddhists.
Rastas are Christians, but Christians are not Rastas.
Satanists are from planet Earth.
Muslims are created from balls of mud and sand, usually Earth in origin.
Sikhs are the most peaceful of turban-wearing cultures.
Jains are like Hindus, except less ancient and less important.
Gnostics are Christians, except without all the bullshit and more about the "peace and love, dude."
Freemasonry is the hybrid-white man's take on Khemetian/Egyptian religion.
Witch Doctors are just plain fucking craaaaaazy.
Jews for Jewsus are praying to the wrong Jew.
Aspergers is a made up disease which basically means you can't function IRL because of too much My Little Pony.
Nerds have always existed and predate any religion or civilization, interstellar or otherwise.
Illuminati is not real.
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L I /\ B/\ T6
O 6 /\ U R
M U Osis G

[K-97]

Griever said Aspergers is a made up disease which basically means you can't function IRL because of too much My Little Pony.

Kinda offended (diagnosed as a child) that you think we are all Nat.

Then again most say I'm barley autistic so I would say I fit High-Functioning Autism more.

[Frizan]

The secret of life is a popcorn sandwich.

[Cpt Toellner]

Remanants of the Third Reich escaped earth in the 1950's through the use of experimental spacecraft and launch bases in Antarctica. They currecntly live in a base on the dark side of the moon.

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