The Mythical Adventure Ends

[Elendra]

So I started trying to write for that again today.

Didn't work.

So I looked at my notes and holy shit did I overcomplicate things.

I mean none of it contradicted, but it was just... too big a scheme and stuff for me to do. I'm not yet that good a writer to handle all of this on my own.

So I'm ending it.

I'll of course therefore reveal shit that I had planned now.

Zed was going to be torn apart in an attempt to make super soldiers. Sole isn't with BI. BI is ruled by Nex. Nex is chosen by Marduk but has that taken. Toellner was chosen by Baal, eventually ends up owning the land BI wants. Owns it instead of their proper owners due to the whole "Tearing apart chosen ones to make super soldiers to replace chosen ones". Monsters are returning, the big thing in the sky was a Thunderbird. Holmes and Hank were going to work together. Hank gets away with everything. Turt was the Tezcatlipoca chosen one, the plague was because of Brose. I was Hittite. David becomes the new ruler of Hades, Dervish the new ruler of Olympus, Jorick the new ruler of Helheim (Yorickheim now), Hades becomes the right hand man of Dervish. Ragnarok stuffs, War of Olympus, End of the World, etc. Just... too much.

SO

WHAT I AM GONNA DO INSTEAD

is start a different thing

AND KEEP IT FUCKING SIMPLE

Will it be another spamfic? I dunno. Will I write and host it here? Maybe. Just thought I'd let you know. Thank you for reading along as much as you have. It was fun writing it while it lasted, and I'm kicking myself for ruining it for not only me, but everyone.

[Derpestein]

Dibs on the red shirt/mook that gets promoted to main character.

[Cpt Toellner]

Ignore that ^

It was a good ride while it lasted Elly, I'm just happy it went on as long as it did. Well done!

[Zed]

Elendra said
Zed was going to be torn apart in an attempt to make super soldiers.

Fake and gay.
Just like your dad.
<3 u Ellykins, u did gr8.

[Derpestein]

I'm confused as to what this is.

[Cpt Toellner]

Derpestein said
I'm confused as to what this is.

Then stop posting here.

[Derpestein]

Cpt Toellner said
Then stop posting here.

Nope.

Was it like, a spamfic or something?

[Teoinsanity]

Derpestein said
Nope.Was it like, a spamfic or something?

Lookslike one

[aza]

Here is what you should do.
Make a straw poll and tell everyone it means nothing so you don't have to commit.
Use that to choose a cast.

And make a weekly adventure story called "Spam's Bizarre Adventure"
The adventure will be composed of drama around the world and in spam.

Basically what I'm saying is you eventually rip off SouthPark just using an RPGuild twist.

That is what the pros do.

[Derpestein]

Azarthes said
Here is what you should do. Make a straw poll and tell everyone it means nothing so you don't have to commit. Use that to choose a cast. And make a weekly adventure story called "Spam's Bizarre Adventure" The adventure will be composed of drama around the world and in spam. Basically what I'm saying is you eventually rip off SouthPark just using an RPGuild twist. That is what the pros do.

Aza for director of all the cartoons.

[Teoinsanity]

Azarthes said
Here is what you should do. Make a straw poll and tell everyone it means nothing so you don't have to commit. Use that to choose a cast. And make a weekly adventure story called "Spam's Bizarre Adventure" The adventure will be composed of drama around the world and in spam. Basically what I'm saying is you eventually rip off SouthPark just using an RPGuild twist. That is what the pros do.

Get me my straw then

[idlehands]

Elly, you did great and that was a novel (or series!) sized project you took on. It was wonderful <3

[Drakel]

I have to agree with Idle, I didn't read it all yet but even so it was a lot man, you made a novel at the very least and in all honesty, it was really good and done really well (from what I know of the first few chapters). I'm sad that you never had the chance to finish but in all honesty I still believe that it was a great story so far.

Even though you ending it is sad, I'll also admit that I'm very excited for this next, upcoming project of yours.

[stark]

idlehands said
Elly, you did great and that was a novel (or series!) sized project you took on. It was wonderful <3

This.

[Dervish]

I feel so bad I haven't kept up on this like I said I would. I promise I will read the wonderful work you put into this, it just may take a while. >.<

Like I didn't even know I was a character yet. D:

[rpg101]

It's a shame you're ending it, but it was QUITE the bit of work. Honestly, the best Spamfic we've ever had, and you should be proud of it.

Also, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME? YOU CAN'T JUST REVEAL THE ENDING AND NOT LET ME KNOW

[Derpestein]

Can someone post a link to the various chapters?

[idlehands]

RPG, I told Elly awhile back that you were my favorite character of the story. I want to know what happened, too.

[Smiral]

rip in peace

[Doivid]

idlehands said
RPG, I told Elly awhile back that you were my favorite character of the story. I want to know what happened, too.

RPG was my favorite too.