Rap Battles of Spam

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Doivid said
you say /s (leddit), but we both know it's true. You are an absolute hipster. lbr

It's true, I do actually have a vinyl collection and I listen to dumb hipster music :(

[Butter]

This thread makes me regret humans ever existed.

[Doivid]

8 said
It's true, I do actually have a vinyl collection and I listen to dumb hipster music :(

it's ok I listen to dumb hipster music too. I love animal collective. :c

[idlehands]

Bitter said This thread makes me regret humans ever existed.

Try harder, you might get there.

[Doivid]

XecutionerRex said
We can go under assumptions if we want.

Yes, that's what we want.

the royal we

[idlehands]

He's 13.

[stark]

I didn't particularly care for rap before this thread.

Now I care for it even less.

Good job, guys.

[rpg101]

[Work_U_Dumb]

Did you actually just put Lil Wayne

[Butter]

[Work_U_Dumb]

stahp

[mdk]

Ain't nobody in spam that can handle my rush.
Two in the hand while I come in the bush.
I'm the ace of the clubs, player, royal flush
Bark like a dawg cuz I like it (ruff)
The flame is on, I'll see you there.
Roll up in the thread on my wheel chair,
It's MDK, go ahead and stare.
They hate me, fuck 'em, I don't caaaare.
because I'm fly like a pilot.
Take a day off, spammers wonder where I went.
Full throttle, better copy all of my trends,
Everything I do you motherfuckers gotta try it.
Rhymes so vicious the mods are delirious.
And I ain't even takin' this serious.
You were lookin for the king, baby, here he is.
I'd sign, but I don't know what "Sincerely" is.

MDK

Still the king.

[Jorick]

Smiral said
If I could choose between being lobotomized with the shards of Courtney Love's glass dildo and reading even a single post in this thread, I'd choose to lobotomy.

idlehands said
I thought we weren't going to make cringe threads a thing.

I can't decide which of these is the winning post of the thread. GJ you two.

[mdk]

Jorick said
I can't decide which of these is the winning post of the thread. GJ you two.

U h8in

[Vordak]

YOYOYOYOYO
yoyoyoyoyoyo
YOYOYOYO
YO-O-O-O-O
Yo.

Did i do well?

[Work_U_Dumb]

Potato
Tomato
Slotato
Uptato
Yotato
Asstato

[Cpt Toellner]

[Marik]

Fuck you spam bitches that can’t even rhyme
You all suck at it, hell you’d never have enough time
To write decent lyrics good enough to impress
You’ll descend into madness before you’re the best

I’m the King of crazy you chicken-shit, I’m all around coo-coo
You’re a little brat getting fat off of trumoo
No boo-hoo’s from you, I’m too busy being the bomb
bringing home the bacon and porking your mom
While she gives you old McDonalds and sends you along,
Always thinking about why your dad never calls
The least he could have done is grow a pair of balls
And get that vasectomy to prevent your cause
I guess he was just thinking menopause…
Well too late, you’re here, or I wouldn’t be writing this song.

[Doivid]

This is the whitest thread in spam.

[Brand]

His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
There's vomit on his spaghetti already.
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but the spaghetti won't come out.
He's choking how? He's choking on spaghetti now.
Whole crowd runs out, clocks out, over, blaow!