For the sake of not being a total douche, I'm going to personally and officially call this RP done for.

My deepest apologies for this. I was stuck between feeling responsible and not wanting to officially call it dead, and being too embarrassed to show my face once I realized I'd let it go too long.

I'm not going to go into great detail, as you probably don't want to hear it anyway. Just once again, I'm sorry. I'm tired these days and I honestly can't motivate myself anymore.

End of RP