[OOC] (Private) Creepy-Pasta House[side roleplay]

[Saarebas]

I can't really complain, when I wear a dress I'm usually laughing to hard to be upset

[Rosemoss]

Saarebas said
I can't really complain, when I wear a dress I'm usually laughing to hard to be upset

Well that's good?

[Saarebas]

I laugh because I'm a 6'3 255 pound member of my high school male wrestling team. So when I wear a dress it's funny.

[Rosemoss]

Ahh well that would be a sight

Wait how many times have you been in a dress?

[Saarebas]

Well here in Ybor, the city I live in, they hold a dragqueen parade once a year and I usually join that

[Rosemoss]

Saarebas said
Well here in Ybor, the city I live in, they hold a dragqueen parade once a year and I usually join that

That sounds pretty fun
We have a corn parade here
A parade that actually celebrates corn
Only corn

[Saarebas]

Nebraska everybody, home of the corn parade. Is it different kinds of corn at least?

[Rosemoss]

Saarebas said
Nebraska everybody, home of the corn parade. Is it different kinds of corn at least?

Yes my favorite is the sweet corn

[Saarebas]

What about popped and candy corn?

[Rosemoss]

Saarebas said
What about popped and candy corn?

Those aren't from harvest

[booksmusicanime]

The best thing I get in my town is the CKFF parade and I now have to march in that and play clarinet. And with my crappy lungs the over a mile walk for me in torture.

[Saarebas]

Okay I have a new goal in life. I'm going to crash the corn parade dressed in drag tossing out popcorn and candycorn

[Rosemoss]

Ok quick warning
Dressing in drag in Nebraska isn't always a good idea
And interrupting the corn parade is a worse idea

[The Red Seelie]

Rosemoss said
Ok quick warning Dressing in drag in Nebraska isn't always a good ideaAnd interrupting the corn parade is a worse idea

Shall i just Text God to smite the person who made the corn parade?

[Saarebas]

...I've lived up the street from a KKK member for a good two years of my life and I'm brown.... I'll just take it as a life experience

[Rosemoss]

Well have fun then;)
Just let me know when you do so that I will actually go to the corn parade to see that

And no don't smite the corn parade guy a lot of farmers sell their corn there. It's the best place to get corn

[Saarebas]

The corn parade is a good place to get corn? My mind is blown

[Rosemoss]

Correction it's the best place to get corn

[Saarebas]

What if you don't like corn?

[The Red Seelie]

then u smite the guy