My unicorn is the best unicorn

[PrimezTime]

Jorick said
Your unicorn looks pissed.

He is red because he is steaming up with anger.

[ImportantNobody]

PrimezTime said
He is red because he is steaming up with anger.

He's just angry he can't be as beautiful as mine. I shall name him...Mustard-san.

[PrimezTime]

ImportantNobody said
He's just angry he can't be as beautiful as mine. I shall name him...Mustard-san.

[ImportantNobody]

Mustard-san charges at Ketchup-san, his horn aimed straight at Ketchup-san's big nose. It's an impossible target to miss.

[stark]

PrimezTime said

So. Much. Rage.

[PrimezTime]

ImportantNobody said
Mustard-san charges at Ketchup-san, his horn aimed straight at Ketchup-san's big nose. It's an impossible target to miss.

Stands ground. Doesn't move.

[ImportantNobody]

Hmm...an impressive defensive strategy. Mustard-san admires your courage and has chosen to call this battle a draw. His man flows majestically in the breeze as he walks into the sunset.

[PrimezTime]

ImportantNobody said
Hmm...an impressive defensive strategy. Mustard-san admires your courage and has chosen to call this battle a draw. His man flows majestically in the breeze as he walks into the sunset.

Makes no move. Continues staring.

[Ermine]

ImportantNobody said
His man flows majestically in the breeze as he walks into the sunset.

[ImportantNobody]

Creeped out by the continued staring, Mustard-san turns back around and shoots a laser beam as powerful as the death star from his mouth.

[PrimezTime]

ImportantNobody said
Creeped out by the continued staring, Mustard-san turns back around and shoots a laser beam as powerful as the death star from his mouth.

You go fire but something stops you. An odd feeling.

[ImportantNobody]

"Before my body is dry" starts playing (1:04 in the video) as Mustard-san powers through this odd feeling, giving it everything he has for a powerful charging attack that causes rainbows and sparkles to come off of him.

[Fisk]

I think PrimezTime is winning, here.

[ImportantNobody]

Fisk said
I think PrimezTime is winning, here.

As long as Mustard-san doesn't lose his way then he might be able to win. It's his toughest battle yet, however.

[Asuras]

I'm genuinely curious which of our unicorns snorted the most cocaine.

[Fisk]

Asuras said
I'm genuinely curious which of our unicorns snorted the most cocaine.

Yes

[Sum Sine Regno]

Orson Welles is the best unicr... oh, Unicorn. I am pretty sure the best unicorn is from that movie all those years ago, you know with the villain who actually had a sympathetic reason for being evil?

[Seravee]

Why is your sky red? Like some kind of nightmare.
Nightmare.
See what I did there?
Nightmare.

[Ermine]

Sum Sine Regno said
Orson Welles is the best unicr... oh, Uni. I am pretty sure the best unicorn is from that movie all those years ago, you know with the villain who actually had a sympathetic reason for being evil?

Wait...is yours doing the unicorn version of The Creep?

[idlehands]

Ermine said
Wait...is yours doing the unicorn version of ?

Yours just farted a rainbow