I'm Curious

[Joegreenbeen]

If spam adopted me, who would be the two to raise me?

Spamily

Child1 & Hokage Soul Reaper King Lord Emperor Boss of Japanimu Land #200348383: Me
Aunt: Kaga
Blind Grandpa Confuses Everyone with Each other.: Giygas
Not It: Holmes
Creepy Uncle that Everyone Dislikes: Derp
Special Brother: Drago.
Winner of the Thread: Idle
Person who Moved in and Nothing is the Same Now: KB

[K-97]

I imagine who ever it was, it would be a Spartan upbringing.

[stark]

Not it.

[Joegreenbeen]

Sherlock Holmes said
Not it.

But... senpAI...

[Kaga]

I wouldn't be willing to act as your mother, but maybe an aunt or a friend of the family or something. That way I can help mold you into something but I only have to deal with you when I feel like it.

[Joegreenbeen]

Kaga said
I wouldn't be willing to act as your mother, but maybe an aunt or a friend of the family or something. That way I can help mold you into something but I only have to deal with you when I feel like it.

This gives me an idea...

[Darog the Badger God]

Looks like you are an orphan.

You can finally make your animu friends proud and become Hokage Soul Reaper King Lord Emperor Boss of Japanimu Land #200348383

[aza]

Olly Olly Oxenfree

[Giygas]

Kaga said
I wouldn't be willing to act as your mother, but maybe an aunt or a friend of the family or something. That way I can help mold you into something but I only have to deal with you when I feel like it.

I thought you were a boy this whole time

[Dervish]

Someone with strong hands, a bathtub filled with water, and about a minute and a half of erasing a terrible mistake.

[Derpestein]

I'm joining your family as the creepy uncle that everyone dislikes.

[Joegreenbeen]

Dervish said
Someone with strong hands, a bathtub filled with water, and about a minute and a half of erasing a terrible mistake.

I said raise, not kill[]

[rpg101]

Dervish said
Someone with strong hands, a bathtub filled with water, and about a minute and a half of erasing a terrible mistake.

We already mentioned a Spartan upbringing.

Pit of skulls it is.

[Kaga]

Giygas said
I thought you were a boy this whole time

It happens.

[rpg101]

Derpestein said
I'm joining your family as the creepy uncle that everyone dislikes.

The special uncle that goes to jail for 'wresting' with the kids?

[Doivid]

I nominate dervish and idlehands to be your adoptive parents.

[Derpestein]

rpg101 said
The special uncle that goes to jail for 'wresting' with the kids?

And is homeless afterwards, so must live with the family.

Who try to kill him. Many times.

[Joegreenbeen]

Doivid said
I nominate dervish and idlehands to be your adoptive parents.

I was actually thinking you and Idle Hands as the adoptive parents.

[Doivid]

Derpestein said
And is homeless afterwards, so must live with the family.Who try to kill him. Many times.

Well now youre just making the whole story about you.

[Darog the Badger God]

Doivid said
Well now youre just making the whole story about you.