[IC] Myriad Reality

[Legend]

souleaterfan320 said
well then. enjoy your nap.

Thanks. If you wake me up again, I can't promise that I won't blast you out of Existence with magic energy. I've got to be careful with Unity and all that jazz.
*Leans back and falls asleep*

[RuffledMane]

*To Isis*
What do you mean I keep changing moods?
*Appears - is sitting in a chair drinking a cappuccino*

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*To Isis*What do you mean I keep changing moods?*Appears - is sitting in a chair drinking a cappuccino*

*Opens my eyes and yawns*
You do that a lot.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
*Opens my eyes and yawns*You do that a lot.

*Frowns*
That's not very nice.

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Frowns*That's not very nice.

The truth isn't always easy to hear, mom. You shift personalities a lot.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
The truth isn't always easy to hear, mom. You shift personalities a lot.

*Rolls eyes*
Next you'll be telling me you're pregnant.

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Rolls eyes*Next you'll be telling me you're pregnant.

...I'm a guy.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
...I'm a guy.

*Nods*
My point exactly.

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Nods*My point exactly.

But you do.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
But you do.

And you're pregnant, right?

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
And you're pregnant, right?

That's not funny. I'm fighting a maniac right now, so I don't have excess humor.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
That's not funny. I'm fighting a maniac right now, so I don't have excess humor.

*Pokes your belly*
Stress isn't good for the baby.
*Chuckles*
Come on son, lighten up.

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Pokes your belly*Stress isn't good for the baby.*Chuckles*Come on son, lighten up.

Hey mom, Misty's pregnant.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
Hey mom, Misty's pregnant.

*Narrows my eyes*
Aren't you hilarious.

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Narrows my eyes*Aren't you hilarious.

If Humor was here, I would be.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
If Humor was here, I would be.

*Pauses*
You're serious, aren't you?

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
*Pauses*You're serious, aren't you?

Maybe if I wasn't sterile, I would be.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
Maybe if I wasn't sterile, I would be.

Implying you've been... fornicating...

[Legend]

RuffledMane said
Implying you've been... fornicating...

Mother, relax. I've literally been fighting nonstop with Unity. Give me a break.

[RuffledMane]

Legend said
Mother, relax. I've literally been fighting nonstop with Unity. Give me a break.

Where are your manners?