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Yep. Want to meet my boss?
You did say they could help. I’m just not accepting anything short of charity. And I’m not sorry about feeling that way, I have negative interest in developing obligations.
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Yep. Want to meet my boss?
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You did say they could help. I’m just not accepting anything short of charity. And I’m not sorry about feeling that way, I have negative interest in developing obligations.
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Lucky for me, that'll end up being the boss' problem.
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Or not. If they just say no, I do totally get it.
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Either way, no extra work for me.
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Alright, then. Let’s do it.
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*Holds out a rectangle box like a stick of gum*
Grab the other end of this.
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If I get shock-gum pranked while worlds away from home…
*Grabs it between my index finger and thumb*
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That's a good idea, now that you mention it.
*The device fizzles us both to the garden of a gloomy, brick-laden castle with smoke rising from one of its chimneys*
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*Puts my hands on my knees once we fully materialize*
Still… So jarring…
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If you feel like you need to throw up, please avoid the lilies.
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Nope… All good.
*Stands straight up again and brushes my hair back*
All good.
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On the bright side, we didn't end up in the hedge maze.
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Easily fixable problem, surely?
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No, it would be really bad for us. I don't know the way out.
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Couldn’t just re-teleport slightly somewhere else?
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...
*Looks down at the stick for a few seconds and then back up at you*
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*Develops a grin that I am clearly trying to hide*
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There... would... be nothing stopping that behavior. In that situation. If you thought about it.
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*Taps your shoulder with my knuckles*
Last time you ever get stuck in there now, huh?