[IC] Myriad Reality

[whizzball1]

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You're not describing ice!

@Host

I'm describing ice with a magical property!

[Host]

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I'm describing ice with a magical property!

@whizzball1

That's not real!

[whizzball1]

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That's not real!

@Host

How do you know it's not real? Who's to say that the natural magic of a world might infuse into ice upon its formation and give it special properties?

[Unhinged]

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I'm not arguing with you?

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You're so wrong!

@Host

I know.

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Not at all.

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No, I'm not! It doesn't have to be normal ice!

@whizzball1

*Rolls my eyes*

[Host]

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How do you know it's not real? Who's to say that the natural magic of a world might infuse into ice upon its formation and give it special properties?

@whizzball1

Because I know ice better than you!

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I know.

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*Rolls my eyes*

@Unhinged

Okay?

[Unhinged]

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Because I know ice better than you!

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Okay?

@Host

I'm just thinking about it.

[Host]

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I'm just thinking about it.

@Unhinged

That's fine.

[whizzball1]

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Because I know ice better than you!

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Okay?

@Host

Can you, then, tell me that you can't infuse magic into ice?

[Host]

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Can you, then, tell me that you can't infuse magic into ice?

@whizzball1

Not in the way you're describing!

[Unhinged]

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That's fine.

@Host

... Eeyep.

[Host]

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... Eeyep.

@Unhinged

...So...

[whizzball1]

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Not in the way you're describing!

@Host

Hmm... Well, let's lay down several facts. Don't argue with me; just affirm or deny them. One: ice can be eaten.

[Host]

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Hmm... Well, let's lay down several facts. Don't argue with me; just affirm or deny them. One: ice can be eaten.

@whizzball1

Yeah.

[whizzball1]

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Yeah.

@Host

Two: ice can be kept cold, and therefore frozen.

[Host]

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Two: ice can be kept cold, and therefore frozen.

@whizzball1

Ice is always frozen, no matter the temperature.

[whizzball1]

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Ice is always frozen, no matter the temperature.

@Host

Ice can be kept from melting. Whatever. Three: direct injection or absorption magics exist.

[Host]

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Ice can be kept from melting. Whatever. Three: direct injection or absorption magics exist.

@whizzball1

I was just told that you're creating a non sequitur.

[whizzball1]

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I was just told that you're creating a non sequitur.

@Host

I'm not. Just wait. There's more. But there does exist magic where objects can be absorbed directly into bodies without tearing them up or anything; i.e. all those magical artifacts that bond to your person when you touch them for no reason.

[Host]

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I'm not. Just wait. There's more. But there does exist magic where objects can be absorbed directly into bodies without tearing them up or anything; i.e. all those magical artifacts that bond to your person when you touch them for no reason.

@whizzball1

I don't know; probably.

[whizzball1]

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I don't know; probably.

@Host

If such a thing exists--
-Maddie- It's a thing! It happens all the time in Marvel universes!
-Why, again, are we naming universes based on their franchise name on a specific planet?
-Maddie- Dunno!
Well, anyway, since such a thing exists, surely one could cast some kind of spell on a block of ice--and bam, you've got a block of ice in your stomach. No idea why anyone would do that, but it's got to be possible.