[IC] Myriad Reality

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
*He grabs it and effortlessly crushes the life out of it while the original me is instantly right in front of you, so close that our noses nearly touch*When are you going to break out your Saiyan forms? I want to toy with them a bit before taking you apart!

I'd rather not waste them on a punk like you. I'm more than strong enough without them.

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
I'd rather not waste them on a punk like you. I'm more than strong enough without them.

Depends on who you're fighting, sweetie.
*You feel a pain in your leg as your dragged toward the ground at Mach 10 by an unknown force*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
Depends on who you're fighting, sweetie.*You feel a pain in your leg as your dragged toward the ground at Mach 10 by an unknown force*

*Puts two fingers on my forehead and uses instant transmission to appear in several places at once*

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
*Puts two fingers on my forehead and uses instant transmission to appear in several places at once*

*It stops*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
*It stops*

Ends up right in front of you, with my foot in your face*

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
Ends up right in front of you, with my foot in your face*

*Ignores it*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
*Ignores it*

*Bites your ear*

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
*Bites your ear*

Wow. What is this, foreplay?
*Teleportation is suddenly restricted by a blue translucent ball of energy that forms around us*
Now hit me.

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
Wow. What is this, foreplay?*Teleportation is suddenly restricted by a blue translucent ball of energy that forms around us*Now hit me.

No thanks, I'm good.
*Licks you*

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
No thanks, I'm good.*Licks you*

So then it is foreplay.
*My hand phases through your stomach, and I start feeling around inside of you for something to pull out*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
So then it is foreplay.*My hand phases through your stomach, and I start feeling around inside of you for something to pull out*

Try to find something. Sven already removed my internal parts. Ah, Sven. I hated him that day.

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
Try to find something. Sven already removed my internal parts. Ah, Sven. I hated him that day.

*Pulls out a quarter*
And look what I found behind your appendix! Well, what would've been an appendix if you were an organism.

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
*Pulls out a quarter*And look what I found behind your appendix! Well, what would've been an appendix if you were an organism.

*Snickers*
I thought you said orgasm at first. That would have been fun.

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
*Snickers*I thought you said orgasm at first. That would have been fun.

You're very sexually inclined for a robot. I bet your boyfriend loves you for that.
*Converts the quarter into energy*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
You're very sexually inclined for a robot. I bet your boyfriend loves you for that.*Converts the quarter into energy*

*Laughs*
Nah, I just like screwing with people's heads. I have a low sex drive anyway.

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
*Laughs*Nah, I just like screwing with people's heads. I have a low sex drive anyway.

Meh. Either way...
*The energy slips into your head through your nostrils, and you suddenly wake up sitting on a couch next to your boyfriend, without any memory of the events that transpired, nor any memory of how you got there*

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
Meh. Either way...*The energy slips into your head through your nostrils, and you suddenly wake up sitting on a couch next to your boyfriend, without any memory of the events that transpired, nor any memory of how you got there*

Huh? What just happened?

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
Huh? What just happened?

*Legend turns to say something to you, when suddenly Ridge walks in the door*
Ah, I finally found you!

[LegendBegins]

Valiance said
*Legend turns to say something to you, when suddenly Ridge walks in the door*Ah, I finally found you!

Huh? Get out. I'm busy.

[Valiance]

LegendBegins said
Huh? Get out. I'm busy.

Why? Tell me where we are right now, and I'll leave.