[IC] Myriad Reality

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
Me being a girl. Other than that, not much.

So you're like, lesbian now? Or what?

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
So you're like, lesbian now? Or what?

*Turns even redder than before*
Um... Uh... Uhm... I'm male on the inside...

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*Turns even redder than before*Um... Uh... Uhm... I'm male on the inside...

Yeaaahhh... But you don't measure gender with what you feel like. So you are! *Giggles*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
But you don't measure gender with what you feel like. So you are! *Giggles*

Um... well... there's no way to prove if it changed my genetic configuration...

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
Um... well... there's no way to prove if it changed my genetic configuration...

*Laughs* You're telling me you can't prove if it changed your last two chromosomes?

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Laughs* You're telling me you can't prove if it changed your last two chromosomes?

*Nods*
Yeah...

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*Nods*Yeah...

*Grabs your hand and pulls* C'mere! I'll prove your gender right now!

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Grabs your hand and pulls* C'mere! I'll prove your gender right now!

Wha-? No!

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
Wha-? No!

*Rolls eyes* What, are you scared of a little needle?

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Rolls eyes* What, are you scared of a little needle?

A) You can't give me a shot.
B) I don't even want to know.

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
A) You can't give me a shot. B) I don't even want to know.

A) I'm taking blood, not giving you a shot.
B) It's only a few micrometers wide. I need a little drop. Why don't you want to know?

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
A) I'm taking blood, not giving you a shot.B) It's only a few micrometers wide. I need a little drop.

A) No, like, you literally can't.
B) I don't give out my DNA.

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
A) No, like, you literally can't.B) I don't give out my DNA.

I was going to clone you anyway.

[The World]

LegendBegins said
A) No, like, you literally can't.B) I don't give out my DNA.

*Bites your neck*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
I was going to clone you anyway.

*Laughs*
Can't wait to see it. Whoo, this'll be fun.

[Extra]

*pulls out a bottle of tea from my coat and drinks it*

[LegendBegins]

The World said
*Bites your neck*

*It slips off my skin*
I ate the fruit of sea devils, mate.

[LegendBegins]

Extra said
*pulls out a bottle of tea from my coat and drinks it*

*Looks at you*

[RuffledMane]

The World said
*Bites your neck*

Bite mine please!

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*Laughs*Can't wait to see it. Whoo, this'll be fun.

Can't clone you without DNA...