[IC] Myriad Reality

[Legend]

Revolutionary said
Hey blondy! You ready to hear some unoriginal blonde jokes? Or maybe big head jokes? Well, me neither. Let's just do this.

You're bad at making jokes.
*Another me kicks you down from behind*
So I'll just see if you improve by fall.

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
*Shrugs*I never claimed to be.

Yeah yeah, whatever Trojan man.

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
Yeah yeah, whatever Trojan man.

I prefer the Odyssey. Although the Iliad wasn't half bad.

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
I prefer the Odyssey. Although the Iliad wasn't half bad.

Oh you're an odyssey all right.

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
Oh you're an odyssey all right.

Um... I'm a Myth? Oh! I get it! Nice one!

[Revolutionary]

Legend said
You're bad at making jokes.*Another me kicks you down from behind*So I'll just see if you improve by fall.

I just said I wasn't making jokes!
*When you kick me, my body rotates 180 degrees so that I am doing a headstand, and I swing a sword around in a circle, which forms a shiny ball, almost like a bubble*

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
Um... I'm a Myth? Oh! I get it! Nice one!

It's rare to find someone who can keep up. You're not so bad, even if you did create that callous bitch.

[Legend]

Revolutionary said
I just said I wasn't making jokes!*When you kick me, my body rotates 180 degrees so that I am doing a headstand, and I swing a sword around in a circle, which forms a shiny ball, almost like a bubble*

...
*Picks you up by your foot*
You're short.

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
It's rare to find someone who can keep up. You're not so bad, even if you did create that callous bitch.

And you're just as bad as Isis said.

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
And you're just as bad as Isis said.

*Quickly kisses you* And you're quite handsome. Now, I'd suggest you go explain this to your wife before she murders you.

[Revolutionary]

Legend said
...*Picks you up by your foot*You're short.

*Shoves the bubble in your mouth while you're talking and it explodes harmlessly*

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
*Quickly kisses you* And you're quite handsome. Now, I'd suggest you go explain this to your wife before she murders you.

I know I am. But she kisses better than you.

[LegendBegins]

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[Legend]

Revolutionary said
*Shoves the bubble in youR mouth while you're talking and it explodes harmlessly*

*Starts crushing the bones in your foot*

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
I know I am. But she kisses better than you.

Probably because she actually has feelings for you. Now, are you going to fight me or not?

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
Probably because she actually has feelings for you. Now, are you going to fight me or not?

*The ground you're standing on immediately becomes a toxic swamp*
Nah.

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
*The ground you're standing on immediately becomes a toxic swamp*Nah.

Really? Toxins don't work on me. Neither does grounding issues. *I stand on top of the swamp as if it were rock*

[Revolutionary]

Legend said
*Starts crushing the bones in your foot*

OOWW! Hey, that hurts.
*Slashes a sword at your arm, but the moment it touches you, I stop and you lose all feeling from the middle of your arm up*

[LegendBegins]

DarkwolfX37 said
Really? Toxins don't work on me. Neither does grounding issues. *I stand on top of the swamp as if it were rock*

Figured as much. But I heard you had some nice Carbon bonds.

[DarkwolfX37]

LegendBegins said
Figured as much. But I heard you had some nice Carbon bonds.

My clothes? Yeah. Quite nice.