[IC] Myriad Reality

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera

Vice:...* looks to hekrom*

You picked a hell of a woman to have a crush on.

Hekrom: oh, i know. I was hoping she'd do that. Now, we wait. To be honest, youve been completely useless beside getting me the Prototyoe here.

Vice:... you two are perfect for each other.

Hekrom: shes obsessed over killing machine Acelly. She wouldnt even bat an eye at me if i collapsed an entire universe.

Vice: high standards much?

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera

Vice:...* looks to hekrom*

You picke a hell of a woman to have a crush on.

Hekrom: oh, i know. I was hoping she'd do that. Now, we wait. To be honest, youve been completely useless beside getting me the Prototyoe here.

Vice:... you two are perfect for each other.

Hekrom: shes obsessed over killing machine Acelly. He wouldnt even ambat an eue at me if i collapsed and entire universe.

Vice: high standards much?

@souleaterfan320

*My pupils turn to hearts*
Perfect standards!
*Carves a heart into the ground a mile deep with a beam*

[Armed Forces]

<Snipped quote by Armed Forces>

Only fourteen? Color me impressed; we may actually stand a chance at winning this war.

@Legend

They've all demonstrated planet-cracking ability, and one claimed to be able to destroy the entire universe. You know what that means?

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera

Hekrom: *sighs* well, a man can dream..

Vice:.... you are both criminally insane, absolutely bonkers.

[Stratocracy]

<Snipped quote by Legend>

They've all demonstrated planet-cracking ability, and one claimed to be able to destroy the entire universe. You know what that means?

@Armed Forces

... They aren't here just to kill us.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera

Hekrom: *sighs* well, a man can dream..

Vice:.... you are both criminally insane, absolutely bonkers.

@souleaterfan320

Can't be a criminal in a land with no laws!

[Legend]

<Snipped quote by Legend>

They've all demonstrated planet-cracking ability, and one claimed to be able to destroy the entire universe. You know what that means?

@Armed Forces

It means that we have the capabilities to stop them.

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera
Hekrom: ditto.

Vice: *facepalms* wheres the sense of morality.. at least i let nature run its course when i devoured those suns...

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera
Hekrom: ditto.

Vice: *facepalms* wheres the sense of morality.. at least i let nature run its course when i devoured those suns...

@souleaterfan320

*Gets on my knees in front of you with my finger on my bottom lip, pouting*
Viiiiiice...

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera
Vice: oho, no you dont. That'll work on Hekrom, but you arent getting the slide with me.
*stands there, crossarmed, and unamused*

Hekrom: dude, she could kill you.

Vice: *shrugs, then resumes his former position*

Hekrom: suit yourself, man.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera
Vice: oho, no you dont. That'll work on Hekrom, but you arent getting the slide with me.
*stands there, crossarmed, and unamused*

Hekrom: dude, she could kill you.

Vice: *shrugs, then resumes his former position*

Hekrom: suit yourself, man.

@souleaterfan320

*Grabs your waste and pulls myself up with it, holding onto you*
Viiiiiiiiice!

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera
Hekrom: *looks infuriated* just give in, man. Please.

Vice:*looks at him blankly, but then a grin forms on my face*

Oh, i dont think ill give in quite yet.

Hekrom: ill kill you my damn self.

Vice: good luck, kiddo.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera
Hekrom: *looks infuriated* just give in, man. Please.

Vice:*looks at him blankly, but then a grin forms on my face*

Oh, i dont think ill give in quite yet.

Hekrom: ill kill you my damn self.

Vice: good luck, kiddo.

@souleaterfan320

But Viiiiiice~
*Pulls my wings around your waist as well*
Hekrom keeps flirting with me and I really want him to stop...
*Tears well up in my eyes*
I'm starting to feel assaulted... maybe even by both of you
....

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera

Vice: cheer up, warlord buttercup, thats the world for you.

Hekrom:... the moment she lets go of you, you are dead.

Vice: fine, fine, i give in.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera

Vice: cheer up, warlord buttercup, thats the world for you.

Hekrom:... the moment she lets go of you, you are dead.

Vice: fine, fine, i give in.

@souleaterfan320

*Slides off of you into the ground, crying*
You're both... being...
*Sniff*
So mean to me.

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera

Hekrom:* walks over, and puts his arm over you*

Im sorry, jibril. Vice doesnt mean what he says, its just who he is as a person. I wasnt trying to be intentionally mean either, and i apologize.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera

Hekrom:* walks over, and puts his arm over you*

Im sorry, jibril. Vice doesnt mean what he says, its just who he is as a person. I wasnt trying to be intentionally mean either, and i apologize.

@souleaterfan320

*Starts screaming*
Vice! Vice! Help! He's touching me!

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera
Vice: nope, you deserve it.

[Etcetera]

@Etcetera
Vice: nope, you deserve it.

@souleaterfan320

*Starts quivering*
I'm so scared...

[souleaterfan320]

@Etcetera
Hekrom:

*immediately lets go*

..what just happened?

Vice: you became a sex offender.

Hekrom: shut up, idiot.

Vice: make me.