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*Hops along to a series of office buildings*
*Gets on the coaster*
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*Hops along to a series of office buildings*
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*Gets on the coaster*
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*Looks back and forth and puts on a pair of sunglasses, then kicks down the door*
Everybody get down!!
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*The coaster launches up the lift and then slows down as it goes up* Whee!
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*Confronts the fat owner at his desk, interrupting his mustache twirling*
Party's over, bub.
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*Raises my hands as we sail down the decline*
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*Grabs him by the shirt*
Where are they!??
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*At the top of the next crest we're released from the coaster and fall onto an enormous pillow outside of the bounds of the park*
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Where are they??
*Throws him against the wall and cracks my knuckles*
We know all about what you've been doing here.
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*Is in front of the coaster operator* That's very dangerous! What if someone is incredibly light and flies so far that they don't hit the ginormous pillow?
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*Speaks into a radio*
This is unit 5P; send in the boys. Operation Surprise Party has been a success.
*SWAT teams descend from helicopters and surround the perimeter*
You're under arrest for negligence, malicious endangerment of patrons, the kidnapping of eight children in the past month, breaking every safety protocol, and about a hundred other offenses. You're going to jail for a looong time, pal.
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*Shuts down the roller coaster before the next batch of people can get in*
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*The owner turns into a monstrous creature, dripping with slime from all pores*
It's over. We've been waiting to reel you in for a long time.
*Shoots out a support beam with a party cannon, causing the building to collapse on top of both of us*
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*Begins shutting down other attractions and retrieving people from them* Refunds, refunds everywhere!
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*We both emerge from the rubble and I shoot another cannon blast at him, knocking him down*
I guess you could say the circuit...
*Takes off my glasses and puts them back on*
Is in town.
*Kicks some rubble aside, revealing a trapdoor*
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*Begins looking for the missing children and returning them*
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*The Torc in green punch their hands into the ground and intangible spikes of shadow shoot from the ground below the soldiers, corroding the metal wherever they touch*
*My two swords combine and I draw my free hand in a circle in front of me, seeming to hold the air as a ball; shifting spheres of shadow appear and intercept every chunk of earth, crumbling it to dust that disappears with the darkness*
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Umm...
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*Follows you outside after a few moments*
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*The waves uncharacteristically dissipate before they go all the way through*
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*Smiling, I grip my staff with both hands and point it behind me and downwards before jumping at the same time a burst of fire comes out of the end, launching me up and out of the way of both. When I reach the height of my launch, I twist mid air and summon some large ice shards from my staff, sending them down around the troops to cut off their escape routes. Landing on a roof a building or two behind them, I quickly make sure to stay out of their sight before moving closer.*