<Snipped quote by Balance>
It's just a book, dude.
*Sticks out my tongue* *Muffled* I'm sticking out my tongue. *No longer muffled* Just kidding. I could just make a book with random squiggles, I guess. I'm good at randomness. And then stick the phone in it, and then conspicuously tap the book instead of writing in it, while I'm running for my life, armed with at least one weapon, in order to tweet exactly what's happening for the sake of my millions of non-donating viewers.