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Say, what do you do anyways?
What do you mean?
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Say, what do you do anyways?
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What do you mean?
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Do you have a job?
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*Smiles*
Yeah, I do! I'm a private investigator.
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Oh yeah? That’s pretty cool. Is P.I. Abby on any cases right now?
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*Winks*
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
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Aww, no fun.
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I can tell you stories though. You see the most wild things when nobody thinks you're watching.
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I’d imagine. Like what?
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There was this really fun party in the penthouse suite of some skyscraper. We were all hanging out and having a good time when suddenly the host dropped dead. This guy had some kind of tie to the local mafia so instead of calling the cops, we all got to play whodunit for a few hours. That was fun.
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Sounds like a plot to a movie.
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It felt like it. And before you ask, I wasn't the one who poisoned him.
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Awfully defensive of you.
*Puts my hand on my chan thoughtfully*
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*Laughs*
Even if I did, there's not much that can come from it now.
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Statute of limitations?
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Does that apply to murder? I just mean that I'm long gone.
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Depends on where you are. Not where I’m from.
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I think the mafia probably ignores it too. There was this one situation where I had to pretend to be this mafia boss' wife for an awards taping and it was one of the most awkward days of my life.
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You went really undercover for that one huh?
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I had to. I tied up his actual wife, went with him, convinced his friend to give me the location of the
*Coughs*
And made my way out before anyone was the wiser.