[IC] Pokemon Zuran Nuzlocke Roleplay

[Dad]

Trottkin Coldstone climbed out of the wreckage of his downed plane and peered around the forlorn alpine forest. The frosty wind blew through his locks, and a beard sprouted from his face in response. With hardened eyes that were actually quite soft, he spotted something in the distance. A lone Lopunny sauntered sensually before him, oblivious to its onlooker. Steeling himself like a steel object, Trottkin pounced. He slammed the Lopunny to the ground with mountainous force. The hare grunted in confusion as Trottkin performed a haymaker to its face. He quickly handcuffed the brutalized beast to a nearby tree. Proud of himself, Trottkin admired his new companion. He may not know much about these Pokeman folk, but he knew how to capture something.

[Dad]

(Oops, double post!)

[PapaSmurfette]

Suddenly Trottkin turned around to the sound of metal screeching into each other. The once crashed plane transformed into a young, sharp looking black man. "Damn Trottkin, fuckin' learn how to fly a plane you dumb ass cracka', fuckin' Jermaine Jizzknockers can't fuckin' take those fuckin' landings, dumb ass cracka'. What the fuck is that lil' nigga you got there?" Jermaine asked quizzingly.

[hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Suddenly a burst of lightning came as if from nowhere. It was sunny just a moment ago, so this must have been an electrical attack from a pokemon, but where was it? Then, a young man came out from behind a tree. He was tall, he was in fact so tall, he was the tallest character to appear in this thread. He looked down on the others nearby, laughed, then said "Sorry about that! Cartoon Character gets a little excited sometimes." It was then that a large Raichu descended from the tree the man stood by. "My name is Jefferson The Momentous Ultimate, and this is my Raichu, his name is Cartoon Character!" The Raichu smiled.

[Merlin McWizard]

After detaching himself from his parachute, David Childharmer proudly took his gallant first steps upon this new continent.Though the situation was not entirely concurring with his plans, he was determined to make the most of his banishment. His pale eyes gleamed at the prospect of making many, many new furry friends. In the distance he spotted what looked to be a bun-shaped creature. Tugging fervently at his crotch, David hurried onward past the others to investigate.

[Dad]

Trottkin looked at his new black plane friend. He didn't quite grasp the dialect of the colored folk, so he shrugged his shoulders. He grew some back hair to conclude the exchange. Turning back to his new Pokeman, Trottkin frisked the animal briefly but thoroughly. He turned to Jefferson the Momentous Ultimate and exclaimed, "Why hello, sir! Why I do declare it to be male Pokeman!" He unchained the half conscious Lopunny and dragged it before Jefferson to show off his catch. "I hereby do declare him DuPont!" He beamed a smile as bright as a thousand burning zeppelins.

The brief moment of bonding was interrupted by something stumbling through the woods towards them. Something tugging unwaveringly at its unmentionables. The air smelled faintly of old cabbage and broken dreams.

[PapaSmurfette]

Jermaine stood and tried to take in the situation. There were 3 white dudes, one of them was the epitome of white folk, one of them had a fucking mouse following his craka' ass, and the third looked like he wanted to fuck the shit outta the bunny. Jermaine tried to transform black into jet mode, but realized that he was hungry as shit, and didn't have any food. Knowing this was uncharted territory, he knew he would have to wait at least 2-3 months before a kfc opened up. Jermaine then decided to follow his heritage, and shove his hand down his pants, while waiting for someone to do something.

[Merlin McWizard]

David charged rashly into the tall grass after his prey soon-to-be best friend. He quickly found that the creature had circled around and snuck up on his pursuer from behind. "Very discreet. I admire your technique!" quipped David. Luckily his pants were firmly lifted. Nothing was getting the better of him this day. David pulled a crazy-ass wu-tang move and tripped the creature just as it was about to strike. Placing his boot firmly on the monster's crotch-area, he had the opportunity to better inspect his foe.

It was a meaty slab wrapped in a breaded exterior, complete with pickles and cheese. It was basically an overgrown cheeseburger, with angry little eyes on top. It also sported large muscular arms attached to the lower bun area. Although try as it might, it could not remove the mighty foot that was crushing down on it's nether region. "Aha! My first catch! And what a specimen you are! There is only one fitting name for a creature such as you!" David quickly typed "Cheeseburgasaur" into his pokedex. "As for you personally, I shall name you Alex, and we shall henceforth be bros!" He then right-hooked a pokeball into the face of his captive and captured it.