[OOC] The Relics (No Plot/Fantasy/Character Driven/Worthy of Skepticism)

[BingTheWing]

Bing be like

"If there's a big argument over the use of crossbows, can we just not use them?"

Oh, my brilliant mind.

PS IRL stuff is still goin on so don't expect me to post all the time.

[WilsonTurner]

Ellri, lemme edit then, mk?

Bing is the most legitimate section of this, ah, crossbow debate. We can either use them... or not use them. If the ballista and the crossbows are a no-go, then the kingdom I'm making will have catapults and trebuchets. Given the height that they'd be mounted on, such as a mountain or a very high stone wall, they'd also have a tremendous range in comparison to other catapults and trebuchets.

[Ellri]

High mounted trebuchet = fun!

Wait, did we mean to drop that mountain on him?

[Guilty Spark]

Alright, let me take a look at the IC and see what I can do about a new post.

[Sep]

Well I would like to wait till my next post.

[BingTheWing]

Weh Weh wait. Sparks, ya forgot to put Gezhar as an NPC.

[Guilty Spark]

BingTheWing said
Weh Weh wait. Sparks, ya forgot to put Gezhar as an NPC.

Did you make a CS for him? With a link-able post in the OOC?

[AlidaMaria]

I'm working on a post as well. I'll let Marcus try to flee together with Glitters and Artemis if that's okay with you Bark and Chuckles.

[BingTheWing]

Ah lemme see. Got a lot of work to do....

Actually, Alida, you three want to escape in Bor's boat?

[AlidaMaria]

BingTheWing said
Ah lemme see. Got a lot of work to do....Actually, Alida, you three want to escape in Bor's boat?

If the guys agree, I'll gladly take you up on that offer :)

[BingTheWing]

Glitters?

AlidaMaria said
I'm working on a post as well. I'll let Marcus try to flee together with Glitters and Artemis if that's okay with you Bark and Chuckles.

Ah, I see. Bark plays Edward Cullen.

[Guilty Spark]

Guilty Spark said
Did you make a CS for him? With a link-able post in the OOC?

[BingTheWing]

Dear lord, Guilt. Can't you see? Glittering drama queen. Obviously Starry's real name is Edward Cullen.

[AlidaMaria]

BingTheWing said
Dear lord, Guilt. Can't you see? Glittering drama queen. Obviously Starry's real name is Edward Cullen.

ROFL I'm afraid only his eyes are glittering though xD He must be in disguise then.

[Guilty Spark]

BingTheWing said
Dear lord, Guilt. Can't you see? Glittering drama queen. Obviously Starry's real name is Edward Cullen.

Do you want 'Gezhar' as an NPC or not?

[BingTheWing]

Guilty Spark said
Do you want 'Gezhar' as an NPC or not?

Oh that. Will get a CS for him up first. Have a Carlsberg while you're waiting. *throws a beer at you*

[Guilty Spark]

BingTheWing said
Oh that. Will get a CS for him up first. Have a Carlsberg while you're waiting. *throws a beer at you*

*catches beer, breaks it on your head*

Only the finest alcohol is allowed in my OOC.

[BingTheWing]

Guilty Spark said
*catches beer, breaks it on your head*Only the finest alcohol is allowed in my OOC.

Pfft. Picky picky. How about a Jacob's Creek? *magically dons a suave waiter's outfit, and summons a wine bottle, glass, and a plate of oysters and cheese*

[Guilty Spark]

BingTheWing said
Pfft. Picky picky. How about a Jacob's Creek? *magically dons a suave waiter's outfit, and summons a wine bottle, glass, and a plate of oysters and cheese*

*flips plate*

I don't eat seafood, and wine is too weak. Must I do everything myself?

*pulls out a bottle of Fireball Whiskey*

[BingTheWing]

Guilty Spark said
*flips plate*I don't eat seafood, and wine is too weak. Must I do everything myself? *pulls out a bottle of Fireball Whiskey*

*pulls out a bottle of Vodka and dons a Soviet outfit*

Nyet, nyet, comrade. Devil Springs is the good stuff.