My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
Oooo! Sounds like Cosmos!Until that. XDBeing honest for the longest time I just imagined you as the person from Trigun because you had that as your profile picture for so long.Once you changed though it just kind of defaulted to a generic straight hair, no glasses. Nothing real specific, more a blurry silhouette to use as a consistent face once you started changing profile pics.

The guy from Trigun? You mean Vash? ...Did you know I was a girl then?

Also, more from Henry;

"Is it weird that I've been watching so much Doctor Who, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and touch my face just to make sure it's the same one?"

For those unfamiliar, there are a lot of weird things that Whovians are known to do in reference to the show (like stare at angel statues) but this is not one of them... @_@

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said The guy from Trigun? You mean Vash? ...Did you know I was a girl then?

Yes Vash. :P
And yes I was well aware you were a girl, it was just easier to assign Vash's though cause that's what came with the posts for so long.
I do the same with Jorick and Petyr, it's just that in Joricks case he actually is the same sex as the person in the picture used.
(And being perfectly honest, having known Jorick for a long time before watching Game of Thrones. I could not help but imagine it was Jorick in the show doing all the sinister things that Petyr was doing).

Also oddly enough though, Brovo despite changing his pic constantly simply remains nothing but a shadow... A shadow peeking out of the darkness to speak words of wisdom and then vanishing into the night.

Kaga said Also, more from Henry;"Is it weird that I've been watching so much Doctor Who, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and touch my face just to make sure it's the same one?"For those unfamiliar, there are a lot of weird things that Whovians are known to do in reference to the show (like stare at angel statues) but this is not one of them... @_@

Eh, I catch myself doing the Master Knock unconsciously...

ALL
THE
TIME!

That and I have it so my computer sounds like a TARDIS when I turn it on or off, and my recycle bin is a Dalek yelling "EXTERMINATE!!!".

[Kaga]

And then Henry asked me, "If you woke up tomorrow and forgot your own name, what would you think your name was?"

[Foxxie]

Kaga said
And then Henry asked me, "If you woke up tomorrow and forgot your own name, what would you think your name was?"

This reminds me of the Tabula Rasa episode of Buffy.

This thread actually reminds me a lot of Buffy. Just thought I'd share.

[Gwazi Magnum]

You never answered me at all... I feel ignored... :(

Kaga said And then Henry asked me, "If you woke up tomorrow and forgot your own name, what would you think your name was?"

Magic Magnum obviously. :P

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
You never answered me at all... I feel ignored...

...I wasn't aware you asked a question.

[Smiral]

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

[Kaga]

Smiral said
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

I have no idea how to respond to that, so I'll just post another Henry quote;

"It's your 700th anniversary... so have a cupcake in a cup!"

^ She said that to me just now with absolutely no context. Another thing I have no idea how to respond to.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said ...I wasn't aware you asked a question.

I didn't :P

Kaga said I have no idea how to respond to that, so I'll just post another Henry quote;"It's your 700th anniversary... so have a cupcake in a cup!"^ She said that to me just now with absolutely no context. Another thing I have no idea how to respond to.

She must have a TARDIS hiding somewhere...

[Cpt Toellner]

Smiral said
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm pretty positive that Smiral is joking... and I hope to god I'm not mistaken.

Herp...

[Doivid]

it's a pasta you dunderheads

[Gwazi Magnum]

Doivid said
it's a pasta you dunderheads

Derp...
:/

[Cpt Toellner]

Doivid said
it's a pasta you dunderheads

What the fuck did you just call me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Kaga]

Henry is now sitting on her bed with a blanket draped over her while she sings this.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said
Henry is now sitting on her bed with a blanket draped over her while she sings .

Is she high?

[Kaga]

Ok just a minute ago she left the dorm room for like less than ten seconds, then sprinted frantically back in with her face all red rather similarly to the twerking incident. Our conversation was as follows;

Me: ...What happened out there?

Henry: The ding!!

Me: ...The ding?

Henry: Yeah, the ding!

Me: What ding?

Henry: The ding from the elevator!

Me: ...What?

Henry: Someone was about to come out of the elevator! I can't let anyone see me dressed like this!

Me: ...You know, Henry, we kind of live here. And other people live here, too. I don't think anyone will judge if you walk down the hall to the bathroom in your PJ's.

Henry: But I'm not wearing a bra!

Me: So? You're still wearing a nightshirt over those boobs and it's so loose that no one would even notice in the few seconds it would've taken you to walk calmly down the hall.

She then couldn't stop laughing at my comment about her boobs - but it was less of an I-find-this-funny laugh as it was more of an embarrassed, I-can't-believe-you-just-said-that laugh.

She eventually said back to me, "Did you just say my chicken cutlets are covered in bacon?!"

And I said no because I have never ever heard anyone use that terminology ever. @_@

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On another note, I'm debating making a second Henry thread specifically for Doctor Who-related things since we talk about it so much and she tends to say a lot of bizarre things regarding the series. I've been leaving out a lot of her DW comments on this thread cuz I don't wanna bug the non-fans by filling this thread with it so I thought a 2nd thread would be a good idea, but I don't wanna saturate the forum with Henry threads for every occasion.

So: Doctor Who Henry thread, yay or nay?

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
Is she high?

I would think that, six pages in, you would've figured out that she's always like this.

I mean this isn't exactly weird for Henry standards.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said So: Doctor Who Henry thread, yay or nay?

Kaga said
I would think that, six pages in, you would've figured out that she's always like this. I mean this isn't exactly weird for Henry standards.

I figured she wasn't, but I felt the need to ask.

And considering she acts like that when sober...
I like her! XD

[Gwazi Magnum]

And yes I know my Sheldon point from earlier.

But note I also have a friend who legitimately think's he's a fox trapped in a human body.
And his dream is to invent AI for the sole purpose of converting his brain into computer code in order to upload into a Robotic Fox Body.

And then he and a legion of AI Robot Foxes all go to Mars and colonize it all for themselves.